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The Companys History Dept, after intensive research, have
uncovered some interesting characters in:-
THE HEADS OF HISTORY.
By an anonymous Junior Officer
(Shortly to be even more Junior)
KING ALFHEAD - Having been unsuccessful as a baker he
decided to fight the Danes and build England's first
NAVY. Unfortunately he didn't know who the Danes were and
rum hadn't been discovered then.
GEEERAL CUSTHEAD - One of the many American ancestors
of dead others include DAVY CROCHHEAD and DANNIEL
BOONEdhAD), would have been a great figure in History but
for the fact that in a great battle with the Indians,
instead of fighting to the last man, be surrendered and
joined them as a hedicine bun.
ERPEROR HEADRIAN - Built a wall to keep out Scottish
Junior tenders. Unfortunately he built it on the wrong
border resulting in reduced number: of WELSH Junior Leaders.
KIHG HEADRY IV (Part I and Ill - Still trying to find
out which part goes where.
EQRAIIO HEADBLOHER - Wanted to sail the eight seas but
discovered there were only seven and gave up in disgust.