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Transcription ski-ing mafia comprising Captain Callan, Sergeant Claughton,
Lance Corporal Smith, Privates Evans, Davies, Pettitt, Woods,
Childs, Ditchfield, Fearon, and Bartlett—all now adept at ' walk-
ing on water.' Private ' Baron ' Walker complaining to' the Ad-
ministration Officer that he takes plenty of photographs but
never has them returned; and finally Corporal Begg, PMC of the
Junior NCOs ' Gaststatte,' who is seen to be smiling having at
last obtained a ' Space Invader' Machine.
Stop Press: 49 Cricket Team just managed to beat 44 Com-
pany in the Battalion competition—shame!
Corps Troops
CORPS VEHICLE
COMPANY
' AN inter Department cricket match between Storage and Kits
v. Maint, Liaison and Workshop saw an afternoon of tense
excitement only to be broken by the outbreak of a thunder-
storm. Lance Corporal Gardner of the losing Workshop team-
insisted the replay be played in Barbados. Private Hackett
achieved victory yet again over the tiring Private Beedon!
The wicket of the match was bowled by Staff Sergeant Mc-
Shane, bowling out Sergeant Dodger Allan with a ball that
must have bounced all of six times before knocking out the
middle stump. Highest scores of the day were from Lance
Corporal Gardner fifty one, Sergeants Evans forty seven and
Mardi forty three. We look forward to the replay and hope
the Officers and Warrant Officers can push aside their paper
work and don pads.
A liaison visit to Bergen Ranges at Hohne saw Sergeant
Mardi on the receiving end of the Artillery Firepower Demon-
stration. Whilst manning a Chieftan tank he saw various
tactical defensive positions being bombarded by guns Ml 10,
FH70, Abbot and Ml09 with devastating effect. The last dummy
in the position to fall was a ' General'—that's what you call
leadership. The safety distances calculated by the Ordnance
Board were quite remarkable as the rounds fired were aimed
exceptionally close to the tanks with ricocheting shrapnel smash-
ing periscopes. I'm sure the tankies won't volunteer their
tanks again as observation posts.
The Company sent out two Border patrols over a six day
period to Helmstedt. It was the first occasion for many of the
Company to see the Inner German Border. The second patrol
had to depart without the cook who, due to an air delay, had
not arrived into the Unit in time for the patrol. Private
Curthoys ' Le Chef Extraordinaire,' quickly adapted into his
previous trade function with some mind blending concoctions—
a real treat for all.
Congratulations to Corporal Bowen, Lance Corporals Clarke
and Lewis on their promotion,
Congratulations also to
Corporal and Mrs Lily Anderson on the birth of their daughter
Nicola, to Lance Corporal and Mrs Jeanette Lewis on the birth
of their daughter Nikki Joanne and to Private and Mrs Jane
Burrows on the birth of their son Neil Alan—one more for
the VS role!
We welcome back from BATUS Lance Corporal Beck after
his nine month detachment. He is certainly looking fitter. We
also welcome new arrivals, Corporal Canale, Privates Herd,
Perera and McCallion.
We say bon voyage to Private Hackett to Vehicle Depot
Ashchurch—our loss your gain Ashchurch.
ORDNANCE
COMPANY
THE most notable event to have taken place since last month's
contribution was the OC's exercise, Summer Stretch. This was
a section patrolling exercise with the Officers and Warrant
Officers acting as Super DS—a very ' popular' idea! As usual
the CSM indented' for too much rain, a fact which surprisingly
didn't seem to dampen too many people's spirits. Quite the
opposite in fact. Corporal Bob McGee and his section were so
impressed with the Deister Wald that they decided to do a
complete round tour of it—twice! The Second-in-Command
and Recce Officer disappeared for three hours when they went
to find them. The Recce Officer, Second Lieutenant Mike
Dolamore, apparently managed to find
the only bog in the
forest and the Rover bogged itself in : —correction, the MTWO
has, for the umpteenth time pointed out that Rovers don't
bog themselves in: people bog them in! Who asked him any-
way?
Comments from the sections on the way around varied
considerably from the unprintable to such classics as:
Lance Corporal Hodge Hodgson to Second Lieutenant
Dolamore reference the water command task, " Don't worry
sir, we'll fix you up with your para and your water wings,
and various sections to various Super DSs."
"Are you sure you are alright in that Rover sir? Not
suffering, no blisters?" They were quite specific as to the
location of their enquiries!
On the last day, the command task day, the Unit were
treated to a rare demonstration by the officers and the MTWO
of a Napoleonic Sea Battle. The OC put in a fine performance
as Errol Flynn, swimming out to capture the assault boat single
handed, after the luckless Sergeants who were still in the water,
due to their fateful raft building efforts, had been repelled
several times. After the capture, the occupants, namely the
Second-in-Command, AO, Recce Officer and the MTWO 'decided'
to go for a swim.
Overall it was an exercise that, in the end, everybody seemed
to have enjoyed.
On the home front, the summer leave period has started
in force and all departments are beginning to understand the
term ' over-stretch.' This will become even worse when Cap-
tain Malcolm Ingram takes his party off to France for Ad-
venture Training (amazing what you can make that term
mean) and W02 Nimmons leads his merry bunch of masochists
off to the Nijmegen, Marches (fond memories of the Harz
walkabout?). .
Congratulations go to Private Ian Dodds on his recent
marriage, we wish them every happiness, and to Private Derek
Draper on being promoted to A/Lance Corporal.
STORES SECTION 50 MISSILE REGIMENT
OUR illustrious pair of golfers, Staff Sergeant (Trevino) Dardis
and the boss himself, WO I (Nicklaus) Griffin keep practising their
strokes around the • storehouse. Staff Sergeant Dardis must be
congratulated on winning the Regimental monthly medal. Lance
Corporal Gordon Heeps our driver (training to be a supply-
clerk!) entered the four hundred metre hurdles in the Regi-
mental athletics and promptly broke his arm! Gordon—you're
supposed to jump over the hurdles!
On the work side Corporal Bob Sherwood is enjoying an
all expenses paid holiday supporting the Regiment on their annual
live firing in the Hebrides.
Now to the Workers—the Supply Specialists. Our Eager
Beaver expert Sergeant Keith Doughton is now running classes
teaching members of the Regiment how to operate it. I think
Keith is fed up getting wet. Corporal Jones passed his EPC
a couple of months ago and keeps reminding everyone that
he's now qualified for Sergeant (RAOC MRO to note—he says
' C y p r u s ' will do!). Our brand new driver Private Morgan is
leaving us for pastures new after only a week. Perhaps he
doesn't like the colour scheme! Last but not least our apprentice
Supply Clerk, Private Sangster, has acquired a Mercedes to go
with his Viva. Neither of them actually go, but he assures us
he's leaving the Army on early retirement t& open a car sales-
room!
STORES PLATOON 12 AIR DEFENCE
WORKSHOP
THE Platoon, having recently arrived back from Norther
Ireland after a very successful tour, then went and had a
equally successful (if all the tales are to be believed) spot d
post ' Operation Banner' leave, leaving the rear party to carf
on doing, in their own words, a fine job.
We all know that after leave, something must be hidin
around the corner and Exercises ' Spring Roll—Whirlygig' wer
really no surprise.
Just five days after the Exercises we had the pleasure t
welcome the CCRAOC, Brigadier Skinner, to the Platoon. Thi
informal visit opened young new RAOC eyes and left a ver
worthwhile impression.
Small bands of RAOC like ourselves, don't very ofte>;
produce vast amounts of sportsmen, but we congratulate Privat
Winston Brown on being selected to play badminton for tH
Corps and best wishes are extended to the forthcoming sor<:
feet of Lance Corporal Dave Cook, Privates Vince Hill, 'Geordic'
Fletcher, ' Rash' Garrett and Bob Clarke when they participate
in the Nijmegen Marches.
Old faces go and new ones arrive, so we take this opportunity
to welcome W02 Ken Hartley, Coporals Alan Hughes, Ted Wat-
son and Lance Corporal Paul Petrie together with their families.
Last but not least Privates Mel Hewison and Tom Farley, we
hope you all enjoyed your stay here in Dortmund.
STORES SECTION 45 FIELD REGIMENT
WORKSHOP
THIS month has seen us on Exercise Yankee Doodle at
Grafenwohr in the American sector of Southern Germany. The
exercise itelf was a great success and like all exercises not with-
out some amusing moments.
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