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Transcription to write any notes this month. The news has leaked out that they
are to be moved from their palatial surroundings in the near
future. Last heard of they were debating how much of their
present amenities, together with the mountain of goodies that
have been ' acquired' over the years, will fit into a Portacabin
beside the Belfast Lough! On a work front they are fast develop-
ing a previously unknown talent for lectures and demonstrations,
it is rumoured that they even practice setting up ICPs inside the
Post Office garage behind Grand Central Hotel. Perhaps this
is due to their new leader Captain Steve Brown who recently
took over from Captain Alan Singer.
The ATOs at Fort George must easily be the fittest in
the Province, whenever we in Lisburn try to contact them by
telephone they are always out at the gymnasium.
Staff Sergeant Nick Nicholson our man in Omagh since
June has at last claimed his first IED by neutralizing a seven
hundred pound command wire culvert bomb. On the other
hand our man at Bessbrook Staff Sergeant Steve Wilks has only
been in the Province three weeks and he has already claimed the
title " Mr PE4."
AMMUNITION
INSPECTORATE.
The recent lull in activity
has given us all a chance to do other things. Captain Nigel
Smellie performs well for the Malone Rugby Team, both during,
and after, matches. In the office though, he is a workaholic,
producing projects galore. Never a dull moment here.
Sergeant Spook Anderson has had to demand for some more
whistles as his stock is low. It gets more like FA Headquarters
in here as the football season gets into full swing. He does, how-
ever, manage to find the time to deal with Unit ammunition
demands.
WOl Jim Harper still breezes effortlessly around the
Province, although the Vauxhall he recently acquired, has been
taken off his hands. (Tears). He must be the only one who
commutes to Lisburn via Belfast—Heathrow, and his numerous
complaints of jet-lag on Mondays, is now becoming a ritual.
Private Taffy Morris has found a new love in his life. They
are called the Sex Pistols. He can be heard from one hundred
yards away, blaring away obscure lyrics, which no one else
understands. His pet hate is Barbara Woodhouse, probably be-
cause she reminds him of an RSM. He has withdrawn his
transfer request to the Parachute Regiment.
Unarmed Combat. Our picture shows the COO riding a right cross
fiom the Adjutant MCRM whilst delivering a karate chop to the
Major Ceneral Royal Marines who has just torn off the door to the
COO's staff car prior to delivery a short finger jab to the COO's
solar plexus. A more prosaic interpretation might be the COO,
Brigadier K. A. Berresford being greeted by the MCRM, Major
Ceneral J. J. Moore on the COO's visit to Plymouth.
Pollard and Major Mike Blake try to play golf sometimes and
when things get dull there is always defence expenditure to
warble about, together with fuel economy, manpower reviews and
the ubiquitous Crusader.
United Kingdom Land Forces
Headquarters Scotland
WE have been trying for months to get
some, of what is technically known as ' in-
put ' to these pages from the ' other side.'
To us the ' other side ' is not the spirit world,
of Madame Acarti, but it is our clerks
serving in t h a t ' holy of holies,' GSD. There
has always been something mysterious about
GSD in Headquarters UKLF, for one thing
they seem to have more chief priests than a
Greek temple: there is W02 Dave Nance,
Chief Clerk of GSD, then Staff Sergeant
John Hind, Chief Clerk GSD2. I always thought that these
represented the summit of attainment, but it seems that within the
hierarchy there is an even rarer figure a sort of bionic chief
clerk; he is known as a Super Clerk and is with us in the form
of WOl Tony Tuck. Congratulations to him and to WOl
George Thompson from UKCICC on being selected for com-
missioning. They will now go to graze on ambrozia and sip
nectar alongside the Supervising Officer and work miracles. I
know the latter statement to be true since he got me a dictaphone
tape when everyone said they no longer existed.
From another source I have it on very good authority, how-
ever that all the above is just a front organisation and that the
real work is done by Privates Anne Thomas and Tracy Loftus
WRAC, sometimes assisted by Corporal Pete Lamble when he is
not pushing his car into work.
Now for Ordnance Branch Headquarters UKLF. Brigadier
Berresford continues a strenuous visit programme, but now much
reduced by the defence ' moribundium.' Our picture shows a
recent visit to the Royal Marines. For some time Major Bob
Price has been sporting an injured ankle. He claims it was
playing hockey but we all know that he was caught in the
stampede of our RO's claiming extra duty pay for Exercise
Crusader. They are a tough lot our RO's. Lieutenant Colonel
Peter Lawrence's latest exploit featured on the front page of the
Channel Press when he was seen at Cherbourg shaping up, Jack
Dempsey style, to a belligerent French Fisherman. Apart from
that, life continues in much the same fashion as usual. Lieutenant
Colonel Mike Watts sometimes plays golf and Major Alan
WHAT with Exercises Crusader and
Square Leg and the moratorium on de-
fence spending there has been little chance
of the dust settling in the Branch. During
the Exercise, CRAOC, Lieutenant Colonel
Mike Connolly visited 51 Company in
Germany and was much impressed with
their performance. Whilst this was going
on the rest of us were ' holding the fort'
in the local Exercise.
Captain Sam Slade came over from
Benbecula for the first part of the Exercise
and did stalwart work in the AQ/Ord
Cell.
We welcome Mr Sidney Orrey as Fire Adviser and hope that
he will enjoy his sojourn in Scotland.
Finally our congratulations to Major Ian McKinnon who
has recently announced his engagement to Miss Carolyn Allen.
They plan to get married at the end of the year.
51 COMPANY RAOC (V)
51 COMPANY had the pleasure of receiving the DGOS and
Mrs Brown accompanied by CRAOC and Mrs Connolly during
the DGOS's Scottish tour of inspection. The DGOS was able to
visit and talk with soldiers, engaged in weapon cleaning. He
also visited the miniature range where a small bore shoot was
taking place and met other Unit personnel engaged in prepara-
tions for Exercise Crusader.
After meeting the junior ranks the General visited the
Sergeants Mess where he met the senior ranks he had seen on
training, more informally.
The visit was concluded by a supper party in the Officers
Mess where the DGOS was able to meet several Commanding
Officers of TA Units in the West of Scotland as well as officers
of sponsored Units RAOC (V) living in the area, former officers,
and of course their ladies. The PMC, supervised by the Unit
officers ladies, had meantime entertained our guests including
Mrs Brown, Mrs Connolly, 51 Company's Hon Colonel and
Mrs Purdie, Colonel Reserve Army and Mrs Kelly and was
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