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Transcription The Post Spearpoint JRC Disco held in the 49 Gaststatte
went well (how is that for a plug. Corporal Begg!), we now
look forward to the film nights and the Wives ' weight watcher'
Sunday lunches. The OC keeps looking at the progress of the
Unit's very own squash court, (look out Jonah Barrington) but
he will not be completely happy until the Unit receives its multi
gym.'
After Spearpoint the Unit football team managed to loosen
up in time to beat 37 Field Squadron seven to three in a league
game, well done the scorers Private Fetherston four. Lance
Corporal Levett two and Private Wood.
Sergeant Dawson
carried the sponge and Sergeant Murray the flag!
The Unit tennis team, comprising Corporals Hindle,
Hetherington. Meah, Lance Corporal Smith. ' Q ' Bowes and
Sergeant Arathoon also dropped their 'Spears' (take the point!)
drew rackets and recently played the final match against 44 in
the Battalion competition. In true 49 Company style, the ap-
propriate venue could only have been the luxurious civilian
indoor courts in Buckeburg. Unfortunately we lost—shame!
Corps Troops
ORDNANCE
COMPANY
and now for what really happened on Crusader. As
everyone else is going to tell their war stories, we thought we
should tell ours.
From the operational side, the Unit had an excellent
exercise.
We had the added responsibility of starting the
Corps RV. running it until 51 Company TA took over and then
running it down when they departed. W02 Nimmons and several
willing volunteers undertook this task admirably.
It is not the operational incidents that will be remembered.
It is the ' other' occurrences that are marked indelibly in the
minds of all those who were present.
The Training Officer. Second Lieutenant Mike Dolamore,
found himself with two new roles on the exercise. The first was
that of (using the popular expression) ' chief mojo line-layer.' By
the last day he and his crew of four had become affectionately
known as ' Telecon & Co.' Indeed both Sergeants Cork and
Richardson were delighted at having found themselves a new
trade for when they leave the army! The Training Officers other
role was that of Entertainments Officer—a role undertaken not
through choice but by mishap. First of all he must have been
the only officer in Corps Troops to bog a Land Rover in—just
when a television crew from UK. happened to be passing. Then.
due to a communication misunderstanding with the AO, (well, it
sounds good) he started pushing Land Rovers about instead of
driving them. But his piece-de-resistance was the Great Drain
Affair—picture the scene . . . situated next door to the cooks'
wagon is one outdoor. German civilian, rectangular-type drain—
lid removed, the time is six o'clock one morning. One half-
asleep Training Officer wanders across to get hot water and,
as usual, stops by the No. 1 burners to warm his hands. The
CQMS, Staff Sergeant Thompson, cracks a joke: the afore-
mentioned officer takes one step back and
promptly
puts his left leg down the drain. Now, it shouldn't be said that
the smell was bad, but even the flies refused to go near him.
The CQMS's department were annoyed with him for not un-
blocking the drain while he was down it!
The AO, Captain Keith ' Doolittle' Hewlett, obviously had
not read the exercise instruction relating to no pets on exercise.
He insisted on keeping three rats in his sleeping bag one
night. When the OC returned from the CRAOC's conference,
the AO had decided to spend the night in the Ops truck. Funny
enough, the CSM also decided to sleep on a table that night!
Private McCormick got into the swing of things by walking
into a ten ton truck one night. Our advice to him: " You've got
to be careful with ten tonners, they have this habit of jumping
out and attacking you!" Another sight to see was Lance Corporal
Taylor and several others coming back into the location covered
in hay. Although they had only been helping stack bales for
the Count von Schulenburg, on whose farm we were being
allowed to stay, comments ranged from; " O h yes! Where is
she then?" to a Wurzel's imitation of: "I've got a brand new
combine harvester
"
All in all it was a thoroughly enjoyable exercise and one
that will be remembered for a long time.
STORES PLATOON CORPS TROOPS WORKSHOP
DURING Exercise Crusader we had the dubious honour of
being attacked by 21 SAS who left their calling cards stuck
to some of our vehicles. Some wag was heard to say that it's
just as well we didn't know the SAS was on the prowl or we
would have been required to sort them out. One particular
experience caused one to think; a soldier awoke in his sleep-
ing bag to find a cryptic paper message on his chest which
informed him that he had been visited by the enemy!
Congratulations to Lance Corporal Harvey who continues
to show his expertise as an angler. His latest achievement was
being a member of the team gaining second place in the
2nd Division Championship and as an individual was placed
tenth out of a total one hundred and twenty competitors.
We welcome to our fold Private and Mrs Price and Private
Hilton and hope that their stay is a pleasant one.
We say farewell to Corporal and Mrs Mayoh and con-
gratulate them on the promotion that goes with the new job
and say goodbye to Lance Corporal and Mrs Butcher.
Finally congratulations to Private Chris Emcrton on pro-
motion to Lance Corporal.
STORES PLATOON 22 AD REGIMENT
WORKSHOP
AS usual, personnel have changed. Sergeant Samuel. Sam
to all. has gone to the Engineers in Northern Ireland. Lance
Corporals Pete Watson and Jock Kilburn have gone, not too
far, to 3 ADOC and we hope Mrs Kilburn and husband enjoy
parenthood when the baby arrives; Lance Corporal Pays has
also gone, just where we do not know, because M and R have
changed it twice! New to the Platoon are Corporal Alan
Nv.irn, Privates Grier, McFee, Hamilton and Walker.
When we deployed on Crusader the lads morale was raised
when lots of nurses came over from the UK. There were no
end of volunteers to guard Headquarters when they arrived!
Of course, not all our lads made it to the exercise. Private
Bob Smithson who tried to invent a new cure for appendicitis
—Alka Seltzer—managed to get sick leave to UK. Lance
Corporal Jock Kilburn only opted for the short exercise before
posting and Private Grier arrived one day and was on exercise
the next.
The Bar-B-Q at the end of the exercise to say farewell to
Q. Weale, the WO (REME) went down exceptionally well . . .
except for Sergeant Graham Seymour and Private Ron King.
Sergeant Seymour left the exercise at Endex to collect his
parents from Dusseldorf. Unfortunately, someone decided to
do a mod on his new car. Luckily no one was injured, which
cannot be said for Priviate King who fell downstairs and injured
his back. That's war!
We now have a Garrison Pentathlon, Corps Shoot and a
minor reorg in the pipeline to keep us busy—not to mention
Christmas!
STORES SECTION 617 TANK TRANSPORTER
WORKSHOP
THE section's second-in-command, Corporal Ivan Sangster, who
is also the organiser of the Hamm Folk Club, presented a
Charity Concert recently. The evening was an overwhelming
success and DM400 was raised for the British Limbless Ex-
Servicemans Association (BLESMA). We now look forward to
our next night when the guest UK artiste will be none other than
Wally Whyton, who BAOR readers will recognise as the host
of BFBS's weekly ' Folk Review.'
With football under way again, the Station team greeted
the new season with a three to two win. If we can play as well
throughout the season then we'll be a force to reckon with.
Very little of note has happened since our last report
except that Corporal Sangster has had a change of heart and
decided to ' soldier on.' This was rewarded with a two year
extension and provisional selection for promotion to Sergeant.
There must be a moral there somewhere. Our congratulations
go to him.
STORES SECTION 5 HEAVY REGIMENT
WORKSHOP
ONCE again the section is complete. Our famous five having
completed their Op Banner tour are now fresh and recovered.
Nice to see you all back safe and sound. The intrepid warriors
involved were WOl McCann, Corporals Boneham and Grey.
Lance Corporals Cureton and Rothwell.
Lance Corporal Bolton has now passed his B2 the efforts
now must seem worthwhile. Congratulations on both accounts.
Welcome to Sergeants Chalmers and Williams—also Private
Warhurst. Farewell to Sergeants Lord and Lancaster.
The only member of the family left is Corporal Hughes
who is spending all his spare time at the moment packing MFO
boxes as he prepares to leave us for a quieter life at Ord Depot
Antwerp.
As the Unit did not take part in the exercise, are we unique
amongst RAOC Field Force in BAOR?
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