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Transcription The prayers of the Buddhist monk were answered by the
first ever win by our rugby team who finally managed to
steamroller the opposition.
The few broken bones and
numerous bruises now seem more worthwhile to our gladiators.
Another victory has left the football team in a comfortable
mid-table position and looking for better things in the New
Year.
Meanwhile the hockey team continues to do well
having only one league defeat so far this season.
Congratulations to Lance Corporal Horsman on obtain-
ing an *A* grade on the Packing and Preservation course he
recently attended and to W02 Crosland on the award of
the Long Service and Good Conduct Medal. Congratulations
also to Lance Corporal McKinnon on his recent marriage
to Miss Caroline Stewart. We wish them every happiness for
the future.
We welcome Corporal Thomson, Privates Glynn and Smith
who have been issued with their Northern Ireland Specialist
Kit (Umbrella and Wellies),
Farewell to Corporal Morea and family who have gone
to Hong Kong and to Privates Hammond, Holland and Wed-
lock who have returned to civilian life,
This month we feature PC and A who produced the
following:
During October /November we finally made the big time
headlines through the medium of the "Visor" (Northern
Ireland's News Service), We were accused in print by the
Second Battalion Coldstream Guards of issuing Bowls Horse/
Mule Feeding, instead of bowls hand washing,
After an
emergency investigation we weie able to answer their DR
with:
We all know the story of the ** Coldstream " mules,
Writing to the Visor to make us look fools,
But after a check, when over our fright,
We found what they got was really alright,
Bowls wash they wanted, Bowls wash they got,
Once called Bowls Feed—or had they forgot?
Mules also wanted, but alas no can do,
What would you have for an " issue in lieu"
Within days of the article appearing in the news the
Commanding Officer Second Battalion Coldstream Guards
received by " special delivery," not by mule train it is hastened
to add, one missing ** mini" mule, plus fodder (used as pack-
ing material in transit), with our compliments.
As a result of promotion Corporal Kevin (Adolf) Lewis
was transferred (?) from Group 2 (Mechanised Transport Stores)
to Group 5 (Technical Stores) and placed under the watchful
eye of the rugby playing, raffle arranging, course partaking
Sergeant Bob Brien, who shortly departs on three weeks hard
earned leave.
North East District
THERE
is a laxge board boldly headed
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Senior Ordnance Officers Northern Com-
mand* which in the fashion of a memorial
plaque, dominates our CRAOC's office.
The list kicks off with the years 1877—
1831 when a Lieutenant Colonel A. H.
Young rejoiced under the title of Senior
Ordnance Stores Officer (SOSO?). The
subsequent years up to 1904 were a lottery
of ranks from Colonel to an Honorary
Captain and then things picked up, reaching a plateau of
Brigadiers (there's a nice phrase for you) from 1939 to 1972.
Now it seems that the wheel has turned full circle and we are
back a century later, to a humble Lieutenant Colonel. If any
young officer aspires to the job then may we suggest aiming
for 1992—it should be a very good year!
DGOS visited us during early December and accompanied
by a much bereted CRAOC he embarked on a whistle stop tour
of some of our Ordnance units. In particular we were very
pleased that he and Mrs Callan were able to visit 50 Ordnance
Support Battalion (V) at Middlesbrough where Lieutenant
Colonel Ron Daniels and his staff organized a very good dis-
play of the Unit at work and play. General Callan presented
well deserved Efficiency Medals to Sergeant Slattery and
Corporal Crone. Unbeknown to the recipient he also had a
Territorial Decoration for Major Barton who commands the
Leeds Company. This lack of previous announcement safely
ensured that George was improperly dressed and thus liable for
the first round in the Mess.
We were also able to hold a small gathering of the clan,
courtesy of Major Jim Mangham, at Barlow Officers Mess. This
was a most successful evening apart from that inevitable incident
during any visit by senior officers when something goes wrong.
Who told CRAOC that Selby Bridge never closes at night?
In the field of human achievements our previous CRAOC,
David Wisdom, celebrated his last day in the Army by taking
his car round a ninety degree bend at forty five degrees. The
subsequent difference of opinion with an oak tree which declined
to give way put the car BR. As Monica told us, ' on his last
day of flying he wrote off an aircraft so this was the least I could
expect
* Colonel Wisdom is now warmly ensconced in
a Retired Officer post at Catterick.
Just before Christmas, Headquarters RAOC held a
Luncheon at the Edinboro Arms. Major Joe Padley did an
excellent job of organizing it right down to a seating plan which
placed him next to our youngest lady guest. Perhaps he thinks
we didn't notice. We did. DOWO also discovered that he is
no longer our youngest member and spent the rest of the day
trying to look very senior.
Major John Hambly has left us for Hong Kong and pro-
motion. He obviously put both hands in the lucky dip. Captain
John Dale has reluctantly bought a new car, put his country
before himself and gone to Dulmen. W02 Ron Moore is
making similar sacrifices and packing for Berlin. Our best
wishes go with all of them. Welcome to Major George Ash-
croft who has taken the chair in Combat Supplies and is still
looking for his predecessors handover notes—perhaps he took
them with him?
South West District
ALL THOSE, who on receiving their GAZETTE,
immediately turn to the " Wyvern " sign, will
in future only see an entry every other month.
Although disappointed for one month, the
following issue will contain all the latest
gossip from sleepy Taunton and its environs.
Our squash team had mixed fortunes at
the championships. We were knocked out of
the Inter-Unit in the first round. However,
Captain Simpson reached the Quarter-Final
of the Open and to everyone's delight Private
Maclean was runner up in the U-19 Championship.
The last two months has been high-lighted by three
occasions. Firstly, WOl Elstob received his Long Service
and Good Conduct Medal from General Lyon, GOC South
West District. We all congratulate him on those many years of
undetected crime.
After forty six years* service to the Army, Mr Gerry Mist
finally retired on 16th November. He first joined in 1931 and
after demob in 1946 he rejoined the Civil Service. In 1962 he
was posted to the TMP at Taunton where he has served for
the last fifteen years. He has retired locally and we all look
forward to seeing him from time to time in the Taunton area*
At his final presentation his colleagues gave him a splendid
decanter and glasses,
Colonel Carruthers made the presentation at the TMP,
which was virtually his last social occasion at Taunton. He
has now left for Leicester and we have welcomed Colonel
Bromham.
Major Duncan has arrived to take over the post of Staff
Captain (Accommodation Services) temporarily held by Mr Ron
Hart. We thank him for his hard work. He has returned to
Barrack Services Taunton—a journey of at least thirty yards.
Maureen Hill held her farewell party one lunchtime only
to be told during the afternoon that she is staying until March.
*' Maureen you owe us!"
We wish all our fans the best of luck and nice postings in
the New Year.
Eastern District
THE fire emergency of course continues to
involve most of the Headquarters Ordnance
Branch staff day by day. Our farflung LOs,
Majors Dicker and Markham and WOl
Benton, re-appear at Colchester from time
to time as front-line circumstances permit
and travel claims demand.
We were pleased to welcome COO
UKLF, Brigadier Smith, who paid us a two
day visit in mid December.
Brigadier
Smith met some of the senior District staff
officers at a lunch given in Headquarters Mess and spent the
remainder of his visit on a tour round most of the District
Ordnance units, with CRAOC, Lieutenant Colonel David Venning,
Captain Bob StafTord-Curtis, who should have been away
to Belize for sub-aqua training, did not in fact go for obvious
reasons. So Bob was able to hand-over as OC Supply Depot
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