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Transcription COMPOSITE ORDNANCE
DEPOT
THE following is an extract from ihc Concise Oxford Dictionary
and may be taken as the situation appertaining in Hong Kong
in the last days of 1977 and the early days of 1978:
Socialise: Make social, arrange soeialistically.
Masochism: Form of perversion in which sufferer derives
pleasure from pain
Synonym: Word identical and coextensive in sense and
usage with another of the same language.
Paraphrasing the Senior Member of the Sergeants Mess,
replying to the Commanding Officer in the Officers Mess: " W e
thank the Commanding Officer and Officers of the Mess for their
hospitalization. 1 *
The highlight of the SPSD Christmas activities was a
children's party held in the Taipan Club. Catering arrange-
ments were left entirely in the hands of the ladies who provided
a magnificent spread. The Armed Services Food Chemist Mr
David Jenkinson, removed from his natural environment of
test tubes and taste panels, became a clown for the day to
organise the children's games.
Unfortunately, the make-up
proved difficult to remove and over Christmas he walked around
with red cheeks and a red nose—rather like someone who drinks
too much. The identity of Santa Claus has been classified
secret—but only children who have lived all their lives in
Geordieland could understand him. The entire affair was pro-
duced and directed by Messrs Woolhouse, McNaught and
Williams.
Captain Roger Bensaid is on leave in Australia—hope the
blood does not rush to his head. He promised to find out if
the apples really do fall upwards from the trees.
As expected W02 Joe Campbell arrived back for work
after the Christmas Grant a day earlier than everyone else.
But he is keen.
The photograph of the Unit boat should substantiate our
claim to have stumbled on a foolproof method of preventing
boat hulls becoming barnacle encrusted.
Corporals Mould and Miller are practising the Martial
Arts on an Aikido Instructors' course—if they pass we shall
call them Chop and Stick.
Continued from page 306.
OLD
PRESIDENTS
WELBEXIAN
WINNER
ASSOCIATION
THE Annual Presidents Dinner will take place at Welbeck
College on Saturday, 6th May 1978.
The dress is Mess Kit. Accommodation will be provided
at the College. The cost will not exceed £4 a head.
Any former student of Weibeck College who wishes to at-
tend (whether a member of the Association or not) is asked
to contact: Captain D. J. G. Davies-Pellow RAOC, Welbeck
College.
IAOC
ASSOCIATION
THE IAOC Association Annual Dinner and Dance, Friday,
12th May 1978, at Barkers, Kensington. Apply W. Young, 14
Ferring Close, Harrow, Middx.
THE
BRITISH
ARMY
1965-1980
OSPREY PUBLICATIONS have issued a new book titled The
British Army 1965—1980.
It is a survey of current and recent service and combat
dress of the majority of British Regiments and Corps.
The author is Major D. G. Smith RAOC, and the book is
illustrated in colour The absence of any other comprehensive
book on the subject should ensure a market providing the in-
formation does not date too quickly.
The look into the future at the possible Service Dress of the
1980*s is interesting but somewhat reminiscent of the US Army
of the 1940*s. However, I understand that the two shades of
brown illustrated have now been changed to olive green. The/
price £2.25 from the publishers 12-14 Long Acre, London
WC2E 9LP.
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RAOC
SKI
NOTICE TO
ASSOCIATION MEMBERS
THE Ski Hut at Nethybridge is available for bookings by
family groups for the 1978/79 season through: —Major R.
Frisby, Secretary RAOC Ski Association, Headquarters Scot-
land (Army), Edinburgh. Tel: Edinburgh Military, ext 6317.
RAOC
RIFLE
MEETING
THE RAOC Rifle Meeting will be held at Ash Ranges on
7th—12th May, 1978.
The boat that never gets wer.
FOR
Exercise Lantau Wander was completed on the weekend of
20th/22nd January. Perhaps the * Legion of the Lost* would
have been a more appropriate title, or * Napoleon's Retreat from
Moscow.*
For the benefit of those not acquainted with Lantau Island
it might be fair to explain that it is completely surrounded by
water, very high in places and very low in others. The exercise
consisted of ' walking (often on all fours) from one low place
to another, encompassing all the high and lows between, in
forty eight hours/ Staff Sergeant Steve Bonta displayed a
decided lack of ecological forebearance by refusing to share
his sleeping bag with a friendly but smelly rat, which moved off
into the night with a less than high opinion of homo sapiens.
Staff Sergeant Charlie Smith, in emulation of his intrepid Scots
explorer ancestors, went from Grid Reference A to Grid Refer-
ence B without the aid of a map and was rather put out to find
himself on top of what he should have been below.
Everyone managed to get back to the pick-up point, but
there was a definite aura of subdued sun-burn on the bus on
Monday morning.
SALE
THREE piece mess kit, eighteen months old, worn twice. To
fit chest 38-in, waist 33-in, inside le& 30+-in, height 5-ft SHu.
£60 ono. T e l : Aldershot Military ext 470. Sergeant Moor-
house, 6 Field Force Ordnance Company, Montgomery Lines,
Aldershot
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RAOC
SECRETARIAT
ONE of the objects of the Secretariat is to keep all
who are now serving, or have served, in the Corps,
abreast of Corps events and to advise on Corps domestic
affairs. It is hoped that as many as possible will take
the opportunity of visiting the Secretariat whenever they
are in the vicinity of Deepcut, to see for themselves how
such affairs are being handled.
Book number R0246a