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Transcription Privates Kirkwood and Cordon have also joined and we wish
ihem a long and happy tour with us.
There are no farewells this rnonlh as we have only just
been posted to full strength* We would ask if we could have
some storemen drivers the next time we say farewell and wel-
come, otherwise we will find out if the Officer Commanding
really has passed his HGV I or did he bribe his compatriots in
Swansea to issue him with the magic piece of paper?

5 Field Force
HEADQUARTERS
THE time has come to
announce to the world
t h a t hidden away
behind iron bars in
Quebec
Barracks*
Osnabruck, are eight
weary members of the
Corps. They are of
course the clerks of Headquarters 5 Field Force.
A major change of staff has recently occurred which started
with the escape of Sergeant Brian Evans to MOD. He was
replaced by Sergeant Brian Langman who joined us from
BATUS. Then Corporal Tom Doyle (who thought he was
going on leave to UK) was whisked away to Belize. WOl
Harry Little had to be dragged out of the escape tunnel he
was digging in the War Room, to be told his replacement WOl
Alby Mullins had arrived, hot foot from Scotland. It only
took Alby but a few hours to decide not to fill in the hole!!
I think the real crunch for him came when it was pointed out
that the only time he would be able to use his golf clubs would
be as crutches during an exercise.
The remainder of the staff are relative * old hands' and
are: Corporal Steve Evans, (he will be leaving us in May for
a lucrative job flogging cars here in Germany), Lance Corporal
Mick Horner and Private Alan Irons.
At the other end of the building are two more members of
the Corps. WOl Geoff Marshall (FOWO) and Corporal Mac
Mclnally. Geoff who is also an ex-BATUS man failed to pass
on winter driving hints to Mac who recently altered the shape
of his car with the aid of a local tree.
Earlier this month the first of many exercises scheduled for
1978 saw this merry band hard at work attempting to make life
' in the field * as comfortable as possible. It is thought by some
that commandeering a local farmer to peel potatoes (when
compo was the order of the day anyway) was carrying things
just a bit too far. But Alby, not to be outdone by FOWO
cunning, made his nine by nine akin to a three star hotel.
It was such a success that rumour has it he had to be awakened
to be told of ' endex.' Alan Irons (who by sheer coincidence
managed to find barns for his CP) spent most of the time
dreaming of his past glory on the ski slopes. He actually got a
mention on BFBS even if it was for completing a thirty five
second course in seven minutes.
Mick Homer, whose CP had six inches of mud and water
as carpeting, became increasingly worried as time went on
that the wet may cause him to grow web feet.
Sergeant Bob Hooson has joined us for a few months and
was understandably sorry to have arrived too late to take part
in the exercise. He has been promised a jab on the next one
though, and every effort will be made to ensure he gets the right
amount of floor covering (just to make him feel welcome).
WOl Harry Little having completed his handover leaves
us for the UK. It is believed by many of us that he plans to
reconstruct our War Room in the attic of his house just to make
himself feel at
home. Harry, who will be leaving the Corps
l
to become a part time * soldier even threatened to come back
to join us for the Force FTX later in the year. (There's no
accounting for taste.)
5 FIELD FORCE ORDNANCE
COMPANY
,k
IT ain't half
cold mum " was the cry as the members of
the Unit braved the elements for the first exercise of the year.
On the first night the temperature recorded on the thermometer
thoughtfully provided by CSM Ian Drew showed —13°C. Our
two tame * Reems' were much in demand with their brazing
kits! The cooks, Lance Corporal Pete Berry and Private Dennis
Dominey, were the heroes of the exercise as they provided three
excellent meals each day as well as hot soup and tea through-
out the long cold nights. Well done the pair of you—don't
forget to buy your own copy of THE GAZETTE. One interesting
part of the exercise was when our local Aviation Flight sent us a
helicopter piloted by Lieutenant Peter Adams RAOC to give
members of the Unit a birds eye view of the Unit. If nothing
else was proved we ail learnt that you cannot camouflage a Unit
in a beech wood using cam nets woodland in February when
there is a foot of snow around, I wonder if we could persuade
the powers that be to let us have some old heavy drop para-
chutes to use in snow conditions? Any offers to the Officer-in-
Command Administration please. The exercise finished with
a 8-km march (langlauf?) back to camp along the Dortmund-
Ems canal. Private Jock McGuigan, currently on attachment
pending transfer from the Royal Scots, came pounding in first.
No mean feat as in a foot of snow it's past his knee caps.
Other news this month is fairly sparse as apart from reach-
ing the semi-finals of the DOS Cup, beating 1 Complete Surprise
Battalion by the odd goal in nine after no less than two
hundred and forty minutes of effort. Well done the football
team—if you now win the Cup the PR1 will stand you all a
shandy. Bring on the next Goliaths, we will eat them.
We have a few farewells to say this month; notably to
Corporal Barry Jones and his family, Private ' Shaggy * Shadbolt
and a somewhat delayed departure by Staff Sergeant Mick
Mullarkey, who decided to get his car overhauled before depart-
ing BAOR.
In turn we welcome Staff Sergeant Graham Chapman who
arrived just in time to go on the cold weather exercise. His
previous posting was in the Gulf!
Thought for the month. If the Second-in-Command is
SEAGULL, is a hungry subaltern who can eat three mess tins
full, of stew at one sitting called GANNET?
PS. Dear Editor, does 1 (BR) Corps British Army of the
Rhine really only consist of two divisions and us!
Photo Corporal Halls.
Lieutenant General Sir Frank King, Commander-in-Chief BAOR
talks to Private Whittaker and Lieutenant Evans of the Stores
Platoon 5 Field Force Ordnance Company.
STORES PLATOON
5 FIELD FORCE ORDNANCE
COMPANY
(15 FIELD WORKSHOP)
PRIDE of place this month goes to Mrs Angie Whittaker who,
on the 24th January at BMH Munster, gave birth to a bouncing
eight pound four ounce baby girl, Yolanda Joy. Congratulations
to Angie and Private Steve Whittaker.
Staff Sergeant Reardon seems to have made his presence
felt on the football scene in the short time since his arrival.
He is busy at the moment forming a badly needed Munster
Garrison side with promises already of fixtures against BAOR,
Osnabruck Garrison and Preussen Munster, our local Bundes-
league side.
Lieutenant Evans our new Officer-in-Command, is proving
himself more than adept at a couple of less tasking sports, he
is away regularly at weekends ski-ing while during the week
he concentrates his efforts as a member of the Unit squash
team.
On the working side we are at present in the process of in-
scaling in support of our 5 Field Force dependency. This, as
you might imagine, entails much re-organisation in the stores
shed, needless to say our NCO IC, Corporal Woodcock, seems
to have it firmly in hand.
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