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here for some time—unless these notes don't meet with approval.
the former until minor electrical faults eventually put iE out on
Well I had better take them over to the Colonel and see whether
time, in the latter, fifteen stages had been completed in fine
style when the gearbox jammed in first gear and once again
I am destined for an early posting! Yours as always, Fred,
tempus fugtt
' VS. Have just returned from seeing the Colonel and regret to
teli you that I wont be home next weekend as I am on a
Our QIC Weapons Branch, Lieutenant Colonel John Kostoff,
charge
for failing to salute him. Honest, 1 didn't recognise
led a visit by members from all branches of the Division to
him in a beret.
the preview day of the Artillery Demonstration at Larkhill.
For Mr Roy Edmonds it was all pure nostalgia except that he
was disappointed to find there were no horses, polished harnesses
Training Centre
or limber gunners on display. Just after this Colonel John
had a short bout in hospital but has now happily returned to
EMPLOYMENT TRAINING
SCHOOL
us.
Major Sidney Pincher, that well known COD fitness
MOST newsworthy happening of late has been the tremendous
expert and charlatan health adviser to the geriatric, cannot
success enjoyed by our three Jordanian ladies on their Ad-
wait to start the rest of his recuperative regime on Monday and
vanced Clerk and Shorthand Writers Course. Lieutenant Sabiha
Friday early dawns.
AI-Bitar T Second Lieutenants Nouha Al-Saydeh and Rima
Hayari arrived in February this year to face a daunting task.
We welcome Mr Bill Box on his return to the fold after
By the end of July they were required to learn to type and pass
but a short break of seven years in Bicester. Farewells have
a shorthand test (in what to them was a foreign language),
been made to SQMS Phil Simmons and Sergeant Bernard Sture,
attend a series of lectures in the School of Ordnance on Staff
Duties and allied subjects. After much burning of the mid-
DSM(A) {VEHICLE DIVISION) CHILWELL
night oil by the students, Conductor Mike Devaney and our
I KNEW that there would be a penalty attached to my passing
resident dolly-bird type shorthand instructors Pam and Ursula,
the EPCl (Advanced) and it happened yesterday when the
they did it all and deserve our congratulations. The ladies
Colonel told me that in future, I would be the ' person respon-
were lunched out by the Officers and shorthand instructors in
sible ' for THE CORPS GAZETTE notes. I had a strange feeling
the Headquarters Officers Mess on 22nd July.
The Com-
that the monthly contribution would prove too much for our
mandant, Lieutenant Colonel John Janes, presented them with
officers, who are all extremely busy at present trying to make
our shield and was in return presented with a magnificent
themselves as fit as us. Apparently there is some new fitness
Jordanian Army shield. They also managed to fit in a shop-
instruction out for them and they appear to be taking it very
ping trip to Paris, unfortunately Conductor Mike Devaney could
seriously. My mate in the Officers Mess tells me that plum
not be released as a guide. It is believed his wife had some-
duff, spotted dick and other exotic dishes have been dis-
thing to do with that. They all now return to Jordan and the
carded in favour of lettuce and other rabbit food, and that the
School will never be the same again.
smell of embrocation in the dining room is overpowering.
We held our Jubilee Barbecue on 16th July.
It was
Do you remember my telling you last year about the
extremely well managed by Conductor Clark and his com-
Garrison Fete they held here which stopped my long weekend,
mittee. The music was loud, the food plentiful, the drink
and how everyone was saying they hoped it was the last one.
flowed, what else could you wish for? Well I'll tell you, next
Well, blow me, they had another one this year and I am now the
year it will be held in summer! It was so cold, the Administration
proud possessor of fourteen books of cookery recipes (thirteen
Officer was even seen dancing; he was quick to point out the
of which I enclose for you as they may come in handy at the
blonde was his daughter (he says).
local Church fete), three knitted toilet roll covers and a broken
We welcome WOl Dave Cornelius, W 2 Elva Madeira
aspidistra which I inadvertently acquired whilst waving to
WRAC, Sergeants Bob Hood, Les Livesey, Tail Morgan and
my friend at the auction stall.
Den Nketia also Corporal Melvin Treen, and say farewell and
Of course, all the chaps in Vehicle Division did their bit.
thank you to Lieutenant Bob McCusker and W 2 Thelma
We had a marquee full of fruit machines (that's those things
Jacques WRAC.
like small computers, but more reliable) and our Sergeants Booth
and Jennions were given the task of parting the local children
from their pocket money which, knowing them, they did very
welh Mind you, our Staff Tipper showed what they call 'real
tactical flair' by siting the marquee next to the beer tent,—which
helped no end. Not far away, our Major Williams (the tennis
officer I told you about) was operating a chess tent. He is a
nice chap and was particularly friendly that afternoon: at the
end of every game I played with him he called me ' m a t e ' —
so I bought him a beer,
The Vehicle Branch organised the treasure hunt (which was
simply sticking flags in a map of England) and this was all a
bit embarrassing as the winner turned out to be the Colonel,
much to the annoyance of the OIC Vehicle Branch, Lieutenant
Colonel Mike Watts, who claimed that he was nearest but that
someone had removed his flag. All T can say is that as his
Branch organised the thing, it would certainly have looked like
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a fiddle if he had won,—which of course it wasn't! T am told
that the organiser, Squadron Leader Cockshott (our globe-trotting
sailor), had wanted to put the treasure in the Isle of Wight, but
being unable to find the island on the map he chose Felix-
stowe instead. (1 am a bit worried about him—he is sailing to
Malta next month).
Despite the terrible weather we have been having here,
summer madness appears to be in the air. A few days ago one
of our officers was overheard to murmur that he was preparing
to donate his side-hat to the Corps Museum. To us, this seems
a pity, for, despite the fact that age and appearance makes
the said article a suitable candidate for such an auspicious
resting place, the wearing of same adds a touch of sartorial
elegance to this particular officer.
This somewhat unusual
incident was closely followed by a rumour that the jumble room
in the Garrison Thrift Shop had been invaded by a horde of
officers all asking for second hand berets. All very baffling,
but in the spirit of true provisioners, we have advised our
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brethren in clothing provision of the strange happenings in
order that they may take some * timely action/ (Maybe it has
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something to do with the lack of headroom in the new staff
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cars.)
We have just said goodbye to Sergeant Mike Woolham
who has left us on posting to Ordnance Depot Antwerp—lucky
devil. Wish I were as fortunate but I have a feeling I shall be
WALTER
BARGERY
LTD

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