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Headquarters Director General of Ordnance Services
AT LAST, after many months of
speculation, the first elements of
HQ DGOS, Ords 2 and F, have
'set up shop * in, what is eventually
to be the permanent home of the
Logistic Executive (Army), at An-
dover
Those of us who still
soldier on in First Avenue House
are now busily engaged in preparing to move sometime during
November, we hope.
Brigadier Stuart Ryder having now handed over the reins
of DDGOS to Brigadier Bill Whailey has moved across London
to take over the duties of DCT from Brigadier Malcolm Page
and we wish him well in his new appointment.
Others who have left us for quieter corners of the UK are
Lieutenant Colonel David Parker to Didcot, Lieutenant Colonel
Bob Cannons to the Petroleum Centre and Sergeant Dave Mc-
Carthy to CAD Kineton.
Headquarters of
The Directorate of Supply Management (Army)
S MAN 1
AS the time for our departure to Andover approaches one
tends to reminisce an life in First Avenue House and in spite of
everything I must confess it has its lighter side. To those who
don't know about these things, First Avenue House will con-
jure up a stony faced ministry building with a heart to match.
But we who are privileged to work here know differently.
Take our lifts for instance, or what is left of them, no one
could ever accuse them of a lack of soul or humour. As any
past or present incumbent will tell you, a mystery tour in
their hands will brighten the day of the most dejected Ministry
Defender. For example, the other evening, at about 7 pm (we
start late, so we work late), I strode into the open arms of trap
No. 4 and braced myself for a speedy descent to the outside
world. It was not to be, we stuck good and fast between the
fourth and fifth floors. Now I should tell you, that just in
case any of our inmates become lift bound there is a telephone
with reassuring little instructions fastened to the lift wall. They
invite the stranded passenger to dial a particular telephone
number and indicate that if this is done, all will be welL
Keeping perfectly calm, as one does in a submerging motor
car, I lifted the receiver and carefully dialled the emergency
number. A delightful female voice answered. " I'm stuck in
a lift in First Avenue House " I said. There was a long silence.
" Would you like me to talk to you " she said sweetly. " Well
that's nice of you " I replied " but I had rather hoped you would
get me out of here." " How am I supposed to do that?" she
said stiffly, I explained about the life saving instructions and
there was an even longer pause. Eventually another voice
spoke, obviously that of the Supervisor, telling me help was
to hand and that I was to remain where I was!
I made myself as comfortable as possible and settled in
to the unread part of my newspaper. After what seemed an
eternity I was disturbed by a far off voice shouting "Are you
on this floor?'\ " N o l l " I hollered, my morale rapidly rising.
A pause of about a minute, then—"Are you on this floor?"—
the voice was getting nearer. " Further up," I replied. By this
time it was getting quite exciting. There were more enquiries
followed by further pauses until ray rescuer was satisfied he
had located me. Gradually regaining his breath he began a
detailed interrogation, "Are you smoking?"—" No " I replied.
" That's good/' he said, " because there's only a limited supply
of air in there—now breath shallowly," he went on. "And sit
on the floor, because if the lift cables break, you'll stand a better
chance."
To save breath T merely grunted my understanding. "Are
you feeling nervous?". This was the last straw! " 1 was perfectly
happy until you came along/" I said, "Get me out of here!! 1 '.
That quietened him and he went away. After ages of non
smoking and shallow breathing, I was eventually released by
two overtime-disgruntled maintenance men who
told me how
tb
lucky I was. " One chap/' they said gleefully, 11 over in White-
hall, has been stuck a lot longer than you!! . Well as there
are no lifts at Andover, I suppose that is a side of life we
shan't see again.
We say farewell to Major Ben Cooper on posting to Here-
ford and Captain John Norris who is to attend Manchester
University. In their places we welcome Major Roy Johnson
and Captain Adrian Lyons.
CONTROL DIVISION
WE have in C and GS Provision Branch said farewell to W02
Pat CVHara who is retiring on the completion of over twenty two
years service, and welcome W02 Phil Simmons to replace him.
Whilst welcomes are being mentioned we must congratulate
Private Roger Thirtle and his wife Christine on the birth of their
son Mark.
On the sporting scene, while Sergeant Rocky Daniels
was captaining the Army Cricket Team the rugby players led by
Sergeant Pete Silvester were fumigating the building with winter-
green. I suppose all will have to suffer this until next cricket
season—not that the current season has yet finished,
TECHNICAL EQUIPMENTS DIVISION
A MYSTERY has finally been solved. We now know why
Lieutenant Colonel Tony Camfield's new dog is called ' Major/
It is a subtle scheme to keep his loyal retainer Major Graham
Browning perpetually on his toes. Every time the dog is sum-
moned Graham leaps to attention and shouts " Sir." Ah well, it
makes a change from looking for tank tracks. He is worried
that if he ever finds them they will be stamped " Made in
Russia/*
The great debate on the wearing of berets by officers con-
tinues. They sprout progressively as SD Caps come up for
their oil changes. Captain Martin Smart wishes to claim the
distinction of being the first beret wearer in the Division but
is thinking of petitioning the DGOS. He feels that he would
prefer a DPM combat cap as he thinks it makes him look
more like Rommel. Lieutenant Colonel John Gentle deliberately
wears a rather small beret as he has no wish to be mistaken for
Michael Crawford-
Telford New Town's " It's a Knock Out" competition was
entered by a team drawn from our civilian officers. Some 20,000
spectators turned out to watch but the DSM Flyers unfortunately
came sixth out of a field of six. Consequently the rumour put
about by Mr Chris Copeland that the Team Captain and Manager
Mr Max Plimmer has received a tempting offer to go to a
certain Arab country is certainly not true. However we are
thinking of having a quick whip round.
We have said farewell to Captain Lennox MacEwan and
his family and wish them all good fortune in BAOR. In his
stead we welcome Captain Peter Veal, fresh from his triumphs
at the Aldershot Army Display—perhaps more of a Roman
Carnival than a triumph!
We say farewell to SQMS Dennis Roud and Sergeant
Jim Mclnerney from Engineer Branch. Well done and may
they have every success in their civilian careers. Corporal John
Pensom is off to BAOR and his replacement is Corporal Bryan
Wilkes who is to be congratulated on being awarded his Corps
football colours.
We welcome to Communications Branch Sergeant Brian
Massarella and Sergeant Colin Knight. We trust that BAOR
has not sapped their stamina as fit to fight training is now
all the rage in Donnington. As Private Chris Davy found
to his horror, this training can involve the odd bout of hand
to hand combat with Major Sidney Pincher when the more
geriatric seekers after the body beautiful require a breather.
Finally we announce the gift of a daughter Kate to Mr
and Mrs Graham Hobson of Weapons Branch. Also the loss
of a moustache to Staff Sergeant Mel Hamilton of Com-
munications Branch, This has thoroughly confused the Publicans
and young ladies of three counties.
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