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Transcription nificance now they have tried skirmishing in full CEFO through
the bracken and potholes of the training area. Congratulations
must, of course, go to Ardennes Platoon for their valiant efforts
in winning the Company Assault March Competition after only
six weeks in the Army (albeit six weeks of gruelling fitness
training outside normal working hours). Readers should note
that this account was written by Platoon Commander, Ardennes!
Meanwhile, the other platoons have also been having a busy
time. Aden Platoon has recently returned from Exercise TarFs
Well at Craig-y-Parc School for spastic children, where they took
part in the very worthwhile task of garden clearance and walk-
way renovation.
Although the lads worked extremely hard
during their week in Wales, the grapevine has it that it was all
great fun, with trips to Cardiff and Barry Island to add a little
variety. Aden Platoon have also recently completed their Battle
Camp for this term and, once again, the Fantasians have been
turned back from their persistent but illogical attempts to seize
Long Valley.
Anguilla Platoon have now assumed the taxing role of
Corps of Drums and are making a most successful job of it. Their
appearance outside the Headquarters Officers Mess at a recent
dinner night added a novel diversion and they have since gone
on to take part in the Army Schools Exhibition as Bassing-
bourne. Here, they played in the Main Area, along with the
Queens Division Junior Corps of Drums and the Band of the
Queens Division Junior School of Music.
Under the inspired direction of their ex-PT Corps Platoon
Commander, Arakan Platoon achieved excellent results in the
twenty four hour Starlight Marathon in aid of Action Research
for Crippled Children, The aim of the Marathon was to com-
plete the greatest possible distance in twenty four hours and
notable performances were turned in by Apprentice Privates
Haines, Vamey and Parker, all of whom completed over one
hundred miles.
Last but not least, Alamein Platoon have been having a
varied time. Six apprentices have been in Germany, assisting the
Admin Staff on the Sandhurst Final Exercise and one has been
on public display with the RAOC Stand at the Royal Tourna-
ment. The remainder of the Platoon not taking part in these
activities went to Cardiff with Aden Platoon,
Congratulations on promotion must go to our new Ap-
prentice Sergeants Harper, Lee and Crombleholme, Apprentice
Corporals Gore, James, Mcintosh, Smith and McShane and,
Apprentice Lance Corporals Preston, Stephen, Jones, Wood-
house, Clement, Moore, Riddell, Witherick, Dilley, Hepburn,
Russer, Thomas, Perryman, Turtill and Wilson.
The following prizewinners are also to be congratulated:
Best Recruit, A/Private Jones; Best Recruit Shot, A/Private
Perryman; Best Recruit PT, A/Private TurtilL
In addition two of the most important awards in the College
have gone to Arakan Platoon, namely the Best All Rounder to
A/Sergeant Harper and the Most Proficient Soldier to A/Sergeant
Purcell.
*A" Company Headquarters -has been active yet again
during the latter half of July. All members took part in a
' marathon' around the streets of Reading in aid of the Reading
and District Disabled Association. The valiant team of six
wearing the traditional garb of the Blackdown Boys Polar
Expedition 1924 (namely boots, puttees, large shorts, water
polo hats and skis) completed their twenty six miles in three
hours seventeen minutes. Not so impressive you may well
think when reading this but there is one thing that I have not
mentioned—they were pushing a wheelchair over that distance!
' B ' COMPANY.
Once the plans for the wedding of the Prince
and Princess of Wales had been announced, it was decided that
the College would celebrate the great event in suitable style,
The aim of the celebrations was to ensure that the Ap-
prentices and staff had the opportunity to watch the wedding
during the morning also to mark the occasion, during the after-
noon, by a period of fairly strenuous activity—the Royal
Nurdling Competition 1981.
As the day drew near, the mighty administrative chain
honed its keen edge in preparation for the onslaught Reveille
was sounded over the PA system by the uplifting style of
Sergeant Woodcock, much to the annoyance of people within
a half mile radius of camp, who were doubtless trying to make
the most of their day off! This was followed by the provision
of * gunfire' by the platoon staff to the Apprentices in their
blocks. It was regretted that respirators were not available for
the occasion!
After a leisurely breakfast, followed by most of the morning
in front of the television the Nurdling began at 1400 hours.
For those of you not familiar with the art of Nurdling—it
can be likened to a fancy dress log race. There are additional
rules the referees (known as 'Lurkers') ensured that the obstacle*
are correctly negotiated and that the * Dratting Pole* does u n -
touch the ground. They also ensure that the only word spoken
by the participants is l D r a t ! \ Furthermore, should anyone be
suspected of taking it seriously, disqualification is automatic and
so, usually, is a soaking in the * Scruting Pond/
It was good to note that everyone rose to the occasion and
dress was suitably bizarre. The competition was followed in
excellent spirits and was relatively clean until the " Grubby
Subbies * encountered the Headquarters Company Corporals. At
the first obstacle, (The ' P o o r ) , Simon Parry draped himself
elegantly across the Headquarters Company log, whilst his team
members continued along the course. The contest then continued
" blow for blow ' although Jeremy Redwood did his best to
throttle one of his opponents.
The Headquarters Company
team won, so they must have cheated.
They even provided a team from CHQ. with the CO
Designate, Lieutenant Colonel Putt, the 2IC and Adjutant
winning a beer each for a good effort. The winning Apprentice
team was Balaclava Platoon, with Headquarters Company
receiving a prize for their superior skullduggery.
The whole occasion was enjoyed by all and it gave the
crowd a laugh or two. Unfortunately, the Royal couple were
not able to give out the prizes—they said something about a prior
engagement
TRAINING
COMPANY
HIGH SUMMER in Training Company. A solitary platoon is
on the square. Sergeant Paul Grant smiles to himself, no
problem getting the square these days. Being the only platoon
in training does have certain advantages.
That is nearly the situation as these notes are being written.
Delhi Platoon, under the command of an extremely brown Lieu-
tenant Ged Argyle are due to pass out leaving Borneo Platoon
under the command of an extremely white Second Lieutenant
Ray Le Var as the sole platoon in Training Company.
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Although Inter platoon competitions are a little difficult to
organise in this sort of situation Borneo Platoon are being kept
busy. Their gymnastics squad put up a very impressive per-
formance in a demonstration before Cyprus Platoon's passing
out parade. It should be even better when they will attempt to
steal the limelight from Delhi Platoon. A great deal of credit
must go to QMSI Ron Spree and his PT staff for all their
hard work. Future activities lined up for Borneo include two
weeks at the Battalion's Summer Camp in Plymouth ; participation
in the Lord Mayors Parade, the Freedom of Chilwell Parade
and the Remembrance Day Parade.
Cyprus Platoon passed out on a day that nearly forced the
Company to go to the wet weather programme. A wise adjust-
ment on timings meant that we missed the rain whilst watching
the Borneo Platoon gymnasts in the gym. The parade then
continued as usual. Delhi Platoon are practising like mad for
the new Passing Out Parade format which includes a demon-
stration of double sentry drill. The Sergeant Major does seem
to be going grey rather quickly these days though, never mind
CSM, leave soon.
It is rumoured that the band (2 Para) for Delhi's Passing
Out Parade are desperately trying to learn some rather unsual
tunes from north of the border. This is in honour of the OC,
Major Jim Keating, and the fact that it's his last passing out
parade before he heads for the sunnier climes of the Far East.
That brings us back to our nautical trio of Lieutenant
Ged Argyle, Second Lieutenant Alan Bristow and Lance Corporal
Pete Golding who have just returned from a fortnight's sailing
on the Corps yacht down the east coast of America. According
to Mr Bristow's stories it would appear that not all that much
sailing was actually done.
Anyway our trio were all very
enthusiastic about America and thoroughly enjoyed themselves.
Due to their colour it is now rumoured that they are all going
to be posted to Brixton as undercover agents.
Many congratulations go to Corporal Fred Richards on the
award of his Long Service and Good Conduct Medal. Con-
gratulations also to Corporal Ian Ross on gaining a distinguished
on the Other Arms NCOs Skill-at-Arms Instructors Course.
Promotions continue to come through at a steady rate and
Sergeants Lonnen and Mullen are now substantive. Corporal
Flanders WRAC is now substantive and is also posted to Rhetn-
dahlen to take command of a typing pool (I hope they survive J.
Last but by no means least, Lance Corporal Petrie is now sub-
stantive.
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The postings side of things is fairly quiet at the moment, the
only stalwart we are losing is Corporal Kirk who goes w
3 BAD. We wish Corporal Kirk, his wife and child every
possible happiness in BAOR.
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