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Transcription ihe Civil Power! The main highlight of the exercise was the
two day post strike phase when the bunker was sealed and
^uch of the delight of' the civilian staff all military personnel
v^re For all intents and purposes, locked away from the world.
There are rumours that certain members of the branch wanted
this to continue in perpetuity!
We must unfortunately close with a message of sincere con-
dolences to our CRAOC whose wife recently died. All mem-
bers of the branch were saddened by this news and extend their
deepest sympathy.
SATO RA RANGE HEBRIDES
NOW that the two days of Summer have well and truly passed
we are settling in for another mild Arctic winter.
A warmer note is the arrival of our new SAT W02 Dave
Moor with his wife Jenny and their two children. He has
settled in the department well, although his not entering the
coffee swindle has deeply upset Staff Sergeant John Wiggell!
HRH The Duchess of Gloucester recently visited the
Range and watched a couple of not too successful Rapier
firings; later at a Ladies Guest Night in the Officers Mess she
drew the winning ticket of the RAOC Appeal for the SSAFA
Christmas Market (first prize was a gallon of Haigs Whisky—the
winner hasn't been coherent since!).
a W02. We wish both Brian and his wife Audrey our best
wishes and don't forget to send the oranges.
What you may ask happened to our two intrepid travellers
Corporal Steve Thomas and Lance Corporal Tim Kelly since
our last notes. To refresh the memory of those who have not
been Following this exciting saga, Corporal Thomas left us in
March for a four month detachment to BATUS, but as yet has
not come back. We have had a card from him stating how
much he is enjoying the USA 1 Lance Corporal Kelly left us at
the beginning of August for a six weeks detachment to Kenya
but latest information received suggests that as a pipe smoker
he is setting up a plantation out there. This month has also
seen the departure of Corporal Andy Anderson to BATUS
on posting. We all hope that he is settling down in Canada and
if you see Corporal Thomas send him back please?
If any of our readers manage to visit the Range and
would like to look in on this ofrlce do not look for the normal
Stores Section sign—it has now changed to ' Stores Section
Botanical Gardens '—due to the fact that we are foster parents
to numerous tropical plants at present awaiting a move to
Bracht to their owner Captain Martin Thwaite our last OC.
If Captain Thwaite is reading these notes, the creeping plant
has now taken over your friendly scribe's desk and our
civilian storeman Murdo hasn't been seen since opening a box
of these plants, although one was seen to be licking its leaves.
The cheese plant is in our civilian typist Mary Ann's office,
and she says it keeps molesting her—they aren't rnaneaters are
they?
South East District
The Duchess of Gloucester about to draw the winning ticket-at
Hie RAOC Hebrides SSAFA Christmas Market draw.
AT the beginning of the month we had
the hard luck stories of our Bold Guard
survivors rapidly drowned by the groan-
ings which accompanied the participants
of Exercise Scrum Half whose resultant
sheaves of paper vied with the falling
leaves in their abundance, tenacity and
usefulness! A notable exercise if only for
the fact that our ROWO W02 John West
was seen in uniform!
For their further entertainment, certain members of the*
Ord Community are now looking forward with trepidation to
a sojourn on sunny Salisbury Plain where they are tasked to
umpire Exercise Great Delight at the beginning of December,
while others will be at the sharp end with 6 Field Force.
On a sporting front we must record the achievement of
the Ord Company in coming second in the Corps swimming
championship ably assisted by the Ord Branch Chief Clerk,
W02 Alan Carroll. The rumour that this said luminary was
seen laying mines in the swimming pool prior to the event
must be dismissed as being jealous gossip by opposing con-
tenders. Whilst on the subject of undetected crime it must
also be pointed out that our rations compere Major Bob Barnes
is apparently soon to be the proud possessor of a clasp to his
Long Service and Good Conduct Medal, provided that nis time
and luck lasts out.
Finally the members of the department would like to say
a fond farewell to W02 Arthur Bums and wish him and
family every happiness in Germany. We hope he soon finds
his MFO.
STORES SECTION RA RANGE HEBRIDES
ONCE again the islands are subjected to gale force winds and
horizontal (not vertical) rain. If you the reader have any
doubts as to the ferocity of the winds up here, a short time ago,
after a very windy Saturday night, two unfortunate islanders
went to check their caravans only to find that one had been
blown on top of the other. I am informed by reliable sources
;hat all caravans on the island are now to be fitted with
wings and all vehicle drivers are to be in possession of a
pilot's licence.
Private Capewell recently swapped his typewriter and
scriber for wellies and sou'wester and took to the high seas.
It would appear, according to reliable information received by
your scribe, that Private Capewell spent more time hanging
aver the side of the boat than he did ere wing. This may of
course be due to the fact that this poor landlubber was helping
to crew a thirty six foot Nicholsan yacht enroute to Oban from
Lochboisdale. Unfortunately when he volunteered to go, no
one told him what the Sea of the Hebrides can be like in a
force eight gale. He now knows. He is, however, safely back
with us but is still looking decidedly green.
We say farewell in the near future to Staff Sergeant
Brian Bragger who is preparing to leave for sunny Cyprus as
— 207
6th Field Force
WE start this month by offering our sincere
congratulations to Major Geoff Browne on
his award of the MBE, the announcement
came during Exercise Bold Guard and
placed everyone in * High Spirits,* so we are
told! DGOS visited the Headquarters
recently. After a briefing on the Head-
quarters, he toured the offices and met all
the staff,
A highlight of the month must also
have been Exercise Bold Guard where we
spent four weeks in rainswept/windswept Schleswig-Holstein
under canvas. Exercise awards for services above and beyond
etc are as follows:
Award
Awarded to
Gofa (for most moaning when
Private John Mooney (Force
told to go for this and go for
Ordnance Private) FOP
that)
Dunno (when asked various
Private Steve Connolly
pertinent questions gave the
most Dunno)
Lowenbrau (for most beer
Private Martin McCarthy
consumed during the Exercise)
Bloomer (for dealing with sus-
Captain Desmond Townsend
pect enemy and later finding
out they were friendly forces)
Book number R0247