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Transcription Management- Services Unit BAOR
THIS month has seen a great deal of travel for the unit.
Major David Rowley and SSM Terry Golding went to Antwerp
to jolly along one or two studies. SSM , Dave Down having
escaped from a study in JHQ collected SQMS John Last and
went to Bracht, Wulfen and Recklinghausen for something to
do with computers. The intrepid duo of SSMs Dave Haugh
and Pete Bath graced Pombsen with their presence; they don't
say much about it so either it's very ' shush ' or it defies
description. SQMS Julian Thompson has gone to Wulfen
and seems to have stayed there—wonder if he's still running?
SSM Jimmy McLarty took himself and the OC to Berlin for
a short visit and came back looking suitably tired. SSMs
Clive Kingston and Bob Quinney have been covering a lot of
ground up the sharp end, nattering about all sorts in Accom-
modation Services terms. Our Work Measurement Team went
all the way to Bielefeld for some purpose! Even Conductor
Tom Paisley and SSM John Dawson managed 'the journey to
the other side of Moenchengladbach to take up residence in
the Disposals Sub-Depot. Down in Silberhuttc, we have SSM
Jim Wood acting as Ski Hut Manager.
Despite all the travelling the unit got together for some
regimental type training; we went into the gas chamber and
came out much quicker. We have decided that as a unit of old
soldiers, all this running about in NBC gear is not really our
cup of tea. Entering a team for the Brain of BFG radio quiz is
more our line but to our horror we were accepted and have now
played our first match. Much to the OCs surprise and the
teams relief we managed to win; the team consisted of SSMs
John Dawson, Jim McLarty and Clive Kingston.
We say farewell to Bob Quinney on his return to UK for
the last six months of his service; hope all goes well for him
and that his golf handicap comes down. Also our best wishes
go with Conductor John Afford and his family. John leaves
us on commissioning and posting to Bicester via the ' K F S '
course, we will miss his peculiar sense of humour.
Ammunition Inspectorate BAOR
LATEST arrivals at the sharp end include W02 Des Kerr and
family, and the new Chief Clerk Sergeant Pete Wilkinson.
On the rally scene, Corporals Chris ' Maniac' McAndrew
and Mick ' Opportunity' Knox came fourth in a novices event.
Pausing momentarily in a ploughed field to orientate the map
and for Mick to regain control of his bodily functions the happy
pair went from strength to strength.
The sporting gauntlet was thrown down by the local RMPs
to a six-a-side footy game this month, probably expecting a
repeat of the walk-over they had last year. With our usual
panache we won eight three leading lights being WOl Steve
Harmon, Staff Sergeant Roy Dyer and Corporal Dave Bruce.
The unit squash ladder was redrawn by Jean Freudenfeld, our
resident AFG 3622 expert typist, with all the tension of the FA
Cup draw. Staff Sergeant Jim Howe shot from bottom to top
in one fateful move, and is now fighting his way back down.
Hatchetman Hatton, the SATO of the Supersonic Serve now
occupies the top slot. Phyllosan sales should now rocket.
The Units ARU took place with a visit from the Garrison
Commander, Colonel Winder. True to the image of a Long
Range Sniper, the Colonel performed a very passable Wheel-
barrow drive to destroy the obligatory suspect cardboard box.
The Duty EOD team, Staff Sergeant Jim Howe and Corporal
Mick Knox were tasked to the RMPs ARU, the scene of an
explosion with bodies, various. Although only an exercise as it
turned out, it did both our images no harm to prove that both
agencies have such close co-operation. The team were even
invited into the RMP Mess for a ' lemonade' with the Inspecting
Officer, Colonel Istead, the Colonel AQ. Now there's an offer
you can't refuse!
Both ATOs, East and West, celebrated the sitting of their
PQES exams with a beano in the Ops Room. It was also a
good time to wean the new ATO/E, Captain Cartwright on to
Herford Pils as he takes over the reins from Captain Andy
Williams. After a four month all expenses paid holiday in
Londonderry, Captain Williams takes post at the Army School of
Ammunition. Well they do say they always return to the scene
of the crime.
Rheindahlen Garrison is safer for the next three months
with the attachment of Corporal Dave Bruce as the EOD team
No. 2. It's really a spy mission to find out how the Ord 4
Baserats spend their time.
An increase in establishment for the Vale family in the shape
of Frances Joseph George, weighing in at six pounds, took place
— 376
at BMH Rintcln. Mother and son arc doing well, Dad isn't
sleeping much though.
Major Harry Vaughan has just announced he's got an
extension. It sounded like a National Health job till we
realised he meant tour-wise. He's now trying to convince Eve
that they really do need to change the car.
Staff Sergeant Barry Johnson earns a mention, purely be-
cause he's never been mentioned before. We're never quite sure
what he docs, he just disappears down Rhine Area for days at a
time and writes out dozens of inspection reports. Places of
note include Baden Baden, Antwerp and Headquarters AFCENT.
We'll have to buy him a helicopter.
As a footnote, Corporal Chris McAndrew has just completed
his Basic German course. He is confused by the famous ex-
pression " Ich bin cine Berliner," which translates into " I am
a jam doughnut." Enough said!
Ordnance Depot Antwerp
AT a social function to say farewell to W02 Paul Fyzool the
Adjutant was approached by Mrs Lil Shea wife of WOl Jim
Shea, and told that in all the years that she and her husband
have been married she has never been mentioned in THE GAZETTE.
Even when the family started arriving it was Jim who was con-
gratulated and no mention of Lil, well consider the wrong
righted Lil, congratulations on the birth of your three chiWren
(even though they are now nineteen, eighteen and thirteen years
old).
Having made amends to Lil we will now carry on with the
usual character assassinations.
The CO continues his quest to become the new Sam Snead,
keep at it Sir, practice makes perfect. (CO's Handicap)—clubs).
The Adjutant still cannot find an indoor hockey team to
play with, come on now all of you team captains show some
charity, someone must need a sub.
The RSM seems very restless these past few weeks he
keeps making little trips to the moat to make sure the fish are
still there—including all the ones that got away last year. Lance
Corporal Rees still wears black socks at half mast, says it's be-
cause of Murray field? Major Bayley continues to bring his
squash racquets to work and take them home at night; come on
Sir show them the squash court even if you cannot afford a new
string. WOl Jim Shea continues to seek to lose weight, he is
now down to well under what he wanted but still over what he
should be. Staff Sergeant Ray Gash still attends the office, he is
due in hospital soon, he says it will be a very unnerving
experience. Lance Corporal Jim Povv has returned from leave
with matrimony on his mind.
Lance Corporal Dave Pearson is posted and he is delighted.
Sergeant Jon Hunter continues to be the quiet sober in-
dustrious wonderful person that he has always been. I don't
care what other people say about him I think he is wonderful.
Lance Corporal Jones the COs driver has challenged the CO to
eighteen holes of golf and has given ten strokes; he says that
ten is the maximum otherwise the CO will be in double figures
for the first time.
Staff Sergeant Buzby Rolfe and Corporal Smiler Hockaday
are to be seen daily busily moving paper from ODA to BFA,
occasionally a soft toy is brought out in error.
A visit to Olen is a must for all who belong to ODA,
the people who work here are all utterly professional in their
approach. WOl Vic Green a man of unpeccable dress? sense.
WOs2 Dave Barraclough a real coarse golfer, Bill McShane a
footballer looking for a comeback, Bill McDonald looking for
fruit machines which will return the interest which he and Staff
Sergeant Bill Murray show in them. Staff Sergeant Frank Kirk-
man he just wants a knees up! Dave Hogg a posting to some-
where that will re-kindle his love affair with the Army; Ludger-
shall sounds just the place! Sergeant Stew Johnstone takes a
wonderful passport photograph. Sergeant Jock Armstrong eyes
the well coiffeured looks of Sergeant Mick Lloyd enviously while
Corporal Geordie Nugent has asked that anyone with wheel size
155 x 13 in aluminium, please phone and give him details where
you leave your car unattended.
I have missed many off these notes but don't worry 'The
Finger' will find you in future issues.
Congratulations to the following on their promotions to
Lance Corporal: Privates Geordie Robinson, Bob Oakley, Mick
Ogden, Jock Morrow, Chris Kincaid, Paul Bickerdyke, Taff
Davis, Smiler Cummings, Mick Tomkinson.
Best wishes and bon voyage to: Staff Sergeant Trev Smith,
Privates Andy Chapman, Nick Lovett, Brownie Shough and Trev
Shore.
Welcome to ODA to Privates Ron Allen and Kevin Edgar.
Book number R0404a