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Transcription EXERCISE ROCK DIVE
A REPORT ON THE BICESTER GARRISON SUB AQUA CLUB EXPEDITION TO GIBRALTAR
By MAJOR DAVID MARKS
IT is hoped that this article will be of particular interest and
benefit to those Units which have Sub-Aqua Clubs.
Among the glossy pages which feature at this time of year
in Defence Council Instructions one can peruse at ones leisure
the multifarious advertisements for the coming seasons' winter
and summer holidays. Following a seductive description of a
ski-ing holiday in the Drill Hall at Kingussie and usually pro-
ceeding the " It Is Important That You Read This " tear out
supplement you may notice reference to an underwater package
tour of sunny Gibraltar; we did, and we seized upon it like a
Moray Eel after compo cheese!
The facilities offered are an expedition planner's dream;
equipment, accommodation, air, rations, transport, all laid
on
all we had to do was fix up the finance and the
flights. These minor arrangements were completed with the
ease to which all expedition leaders have become accustomed (?)
and before we knew where we were we were packed and
ready to go.
Those taking part in the exercise were Major David Marks,
Captains John Hopkinson, Clive Beaumont, Jim McGrellis,
Corporal Jock Reid, Privates Les Amoah and Mick Johnson,
Marine Taf Churchill, PC Richard Murray and to add a touch
of glamour, Helen Beaumont.
The
Helen Beaumont takes a - breather.
The prospect of assembling this motley crew at the Bicester
clubhouse in time to catch a 9 am flight out of Gatwick was
so daunting that it was decided to stage overnight at RAF
Hendon and in the event it was a most fortunate decision. Our
arrival at Hendon heralded the only near tragedy of the trip.
Absolutely no one had heard of us. Despite umpteen letters
and signals generated during the previous weeks not a single
name vaguely resembling that of a sub-aquatic appeared either
on the flight manifast or the hotel register. What to do?
Should we go back to Bicester, (many years of Army training
had taught us not to release the coach until take-off was assured),
or should we all surrepticiously go on a fortnights home leave
and reassemble back at base to fabricate our fishy tales?
The decision was taken out of our hands when I was
fortunately able to produce copies of all the aforementioned
correspondence and no less a personage than the Station ^Com-
mander authorised our inclusion on the manifest.
upside
down
world of
Richard
Murray.
A 5 am call ensured that we got to Gatwick well in time
to hear the first announcement of the hour delay of flight
DA 2740 to Gibraltar. Not to worry, at the prices we were
paying we could afford to laugh off such a minor inconvenience.
The announcement of a further hours delay was greeted with
slightly less enthusiasm and certain of our.number were to be
seen sidling along to the bar. No sooner had the lemonade
touched my lips than that Daalek voice announced the im-
minent departure of DA 2740 and would passengers go im-
mediately to Gate twenty two. Somebody must have found
the keys. We were off!
We left England's sunny shores in fine spirits, enjoyed the
flight tremendously, and touched down in a torrential down-
pour. Welcome to the Sunny Med!
Our tour operator met us at Gibraltar Inter Galactic Air-
port in the style of all good package tour operators . . . standing
out from the crowd by waving a work ticket,and keys over
his head. This is where the ' packagedness' of the whole deal
came into its own for we immediately took over the transport,
a very nifty British Racing Green, fully convertible, three and a
half litre Bedford. John Hopkinson was our only HGV Driver
and he underwent his baptism of fire on that first trip from the
airport. Those who know Gib with its miniscule streets, acute
angled bends and precipitous hills will well appreciate the
difficulties of driving there. Let it be known that we all dis-
played our faith in our driver on this his first detail by almost
setting a world record for the number of people you can cram
into a Land Rover—as we all volunteered to ride in the accom-
panying vehicle.
Next stop was the accommodation, a perfectly adequate
converted barrack room with an all electric kitchen, showers,
drying room and two bunks. In fact the only disadvantage is
its location . . . adjacent to the Municipal tip and a rather long
walk from the delights of Main Street
Then on to the actual diving centre at Coaling Island, some
fifteen minutes drive from the ' h o t e l ' and round the other
side of the Rock. Here we took over the equipment and boat
which is all good stuff and in first class nick.
T'was at this point that the latent Captain Bligh—like
qualities of our Diving Officer, John Hopkinson, began to
emerge. Whereas we air breathing, land orientated beings,
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