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Transcription of toms toms and fire crackling is heard, the background music
turns ugly and we thought we could hear:
" BOO BOO heap no good
We use him for firewood
We run short of FFO
Big Chief BOO on fire he go
And him Chief who sits on bridge
Us braves lock him up in fridge."
Here's a pretty fix—Here's a How d'ye do—(Quote W. S.
Gilbert " The Town of Titty Poo ").
B—(We think faster than light travels). Could you explain
to those stockers and engine room artificers that I only received
them this month and they won't be published until February.
(This in a haughty bridge type voice).
ER—I'll tell 'em—he goes and confronts the angry RAOCites.
The chant changes:—
"Chief on Bridge him not so thick
Can't catch him with stupid trick
He write notes like A. J. Cronin
Back off lads and all stop moaning."
ER—All's well they're pouring a bucket of water on the fire.
B—(Inserting his aristocratic footwear).
More waste of
fuel—tell 'em to save the steam you know that lower toller
or whatever they call him is being a bit mean with his Harry
Cruders.
ER—Aye' Aye' Steam saved half ahead both engines.
Note: (for the not so bright as us) ER in this text means
engine room NOT—never mind . .. and that was that except we
take heart from the statement ' THEIR' Corps GAZETTES.
Good crowd of chaps these, ALL buying a GAZETTE, no sneakie
sneakie at someone else's, in the engine room; keep it up fellers
and let us have some notes every month and avoid dis-
appointment.
This month we say farewell to Major Joe Mollett from
ASU West and welcome Major Tony Moore. Also at ASU
West Mrs Elizabeth Tennis the clerical officer in the fuel and
light section received the COC's Commendation.
Our con-
gratulations on her well earned recognition.
Caught napping—Captain Phil Hanlon waits the call.
New Year's Eve was uneventful, thus allowing us to wel-
come the New Year in the proper fashion. Staff Sergeant
Richard Green celebrated his first neutralised IED during the
second week of the month.
NO. 2 SECTION has had a complete turn round of No. 2's.
The social standing of the Section has declined since the
departure of Corporal John Cottril and Private Paul Bickerdyke.
We have just adopted a permanent member, who answers
to the name 'Ammo Tech Bomber.' He is jet black in colour
and has a white flash on his chest, four legs, longish tail
and takes gTeat delight in depositing presents on the opera-
tions room floor. Yes, you've guessed it, a black labrador
pup^—one of nine born to the resident dog at Rosemount RUC
Station.
January saw a very irate W02 Tex Thompson spending his
birthday night out waiting ' patiently' for hours on a quiet
country road for Bluebell to recover his team. Not only were
parts of the body blue with cold, but the air took on a few
pretty colours as well!
321 EOD Unit
HEADQUARTERS
SECTION.
The
Section has seen its fair share of
action this month much of it con-
cerning briefcases.
Captain Peter Walsh neutralised
Sergeant Mick Giles' suspicious brief-
case in the Sergeants Mess only to
reveal some ' wigs' destined for use
in the Harp Players Christmas Panto-
mime—still the show went on, en-
thusiastically produced by Sergeant
Giles; it proved to be a great success and realised £400 profit for
charities. More recently Captain Walsh carried out a sustained
attack on the Fire Advisers more robust briefcase. Personnel
of Headquarters Northern Ireland listened with bated breath as
our intrepid ATO came close to exhausting his team's range
of ammunition and explosives. He completed his final period
of duty as the Headquarters Section Operator when, as the
result of traffic accidents to other teams, he spent the whole
night motoring back and forth across the Province neutralising
IEDs with gusto.
Returning to briefcases, Sergeant Pete Dimmock our Chief
Clerk was delighted to find that the person who carried out
our annual security inspection had left his behind, needless to
say we received a glowing report.
We say farewell to Sergeant Giles who is posted to BATU
Suffield and welcome to Sergeant Taff Davies. By the time
this goes to press Captain Walsh will be sunning himself in
Cyprus and Captain Nigel Smellie will be our resident Inspector.
Welcome also to Lance Corporal Tony Hutton who is to
be our resident Staff Clerk.
NO. 3 SECTION is currently enjoying the benefits of a Video
Cassette Recorder, courtesy of the Sun Newspaper. TV twenty
four hours a day if one desires it and at least it eliminates
arguments over which channel to watch. Rumours that Head-
quarters has been approached for a suitable supply of blue
films are totally unfounded.
W02 Arthur Burns has left Bessbrook Detachment to the
mercies of W02 Kevan Callaghan and the Section has expanded
its menagerie by the addition of a stray Dqlmation called
' Splodge,' demarcation negotiations are currently under way
with Felix the Section cat.
6 Field Force Ordnance Company
THE last report submitted by us brought
you to the end of the exercise year. Since
then we have entered what is all too
commonly (and mistakenly) called the
' quiet period.' So what happens during
the Field Force ' quiet period '? First of
all we say farewell to the OC (Our Leader)
Major David Hourahane, who is off to
Didcot to fight the paper war. At the same
time we welcome Major Gordon Mac-
Dougall, who comes to us having fought
the paper war in the Directorate of Army Recruiting. The
' quiet period' is the only opportunity for the lads to get in all
the various upgrading courses needed for promotion. Con-
sequently, the Chief Clerk has felt really lonely, sometimes not
seeing a ' T o m ' for days on end, whilst they collect their
' O ' and 'A' gradings—No one fails at 6! We have continued
with our twice weekly PT mornings, carrying logs over the train-
ing areas of South East District
On the sports scene the football team has been stringing
together some good results, so that now they sit top of their
league. However, in the Corps Cup they lost to COD Don-
nington five three in a very good game immensely enjoyed by
the spectators. Thank you Donnington for the great hospitality!
NO. 1 SECTION.
The last three weeks have proved to be
quite eventful both at work and play.
We said farewell to Captain Jim Carr and welcomed Cap-
tain Phil Hanlon into our midst, just in time to successfully
deal with a three hundred pound car bomb, this following a
neutralised booby trapped car bomb at mid-day added up to a
very worthwhile day's work. With spirits in the Section being
raised by these successes, all retired to the bar to celebrate.
A cabaret evening was held in the Felix Club, with various
devices laid around the club to liven up the proceedings. It
was a brave person who walked between the chairs or sat down
without first carefully checking the area.

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