Back to Library Journals

RAOC Gazette - page 120

Image details

Corps RAOC
Material type Journals
Book page
Chapter head
Chapter key
Chapter number
Full title RAOC Gazette
Page number
Publication date 1980
Real page
Colour Yes
Grey No
Early date 1980
Late date 1980
Transcription A
3rd Armoured Division
HEADQUARTERS
RAOC
WE held a branch drinks and games
evening in a local Gastatte, prior to which
the SNCOs were entertained by the
CRAOC and his wife. During the games
evening many of the husbands were sur-
prised at how quickly their wives picked
up the dominoes game of fives and threes,
VV02 Sam Bartram admitted to having
been beaten three games in a row by his wife Gillian! Our Chief
Glerk W02 Danny Danvers brought along a game called
' Caroom,' which nobody had ever heard of or played before,
and remained champion until coming up against his wife Eileen
in the latter stages of the evening. The CRAOC quickly latched
on to how well the wives were doing at fives and threes and
with Mrs Jan Skeates as a partner challenged his DOWOs to a
game which he and his partner won but lost on a technicality
(not pegging out in the exact number)—DOWOs read more than
Mat Regs!
We also recently welcomed Sergeant Colin Wykes to the
Corps on transfer from 1 DWR.
Sergeant Colin Wykos ex 1 DWR (Centre) is welcomed into
the Corps by WOT Rick Williams. WOl John Davy, WOl
Sid Noble and W02 Sam Bartram.
AQ STAFF CLERKS
WELL it's about time we had a mention again up here at this
end of the corridor. We welcome this month to our branch
Lance Corporal John Brown and hope his stay here is a happy
one. as long as he can retain his sanity he should survive.
Well after much prompting we feel we ought to mention the
ladies who help make things run very smoothly—without them
work would grind to a halt—they manage to keep on top of
all the typing we put in their overflowing tray without so much
as a murmur. Keep up the good work ladies! Such a bevvy
of beauties—we can hardly keep our minds on our work.
Firstly our highly competent Mary Jones, who we shall sadly
miss when she leaves in April, then our Thespian member of
staff, our legal clerk Margaret Holland. Not forgetting our
over-worked, talented part-timer Pauline Goslyn, and glamourous
and vivacious Kathy Woollcy who works on the ' Q ' side of
things along with ' Turd Armoured Division ' Gudrun.
We arc very lucky to have an excellent Divisional Inter-
preter ' Gutcn Tag—Instant German ' Hcrr Ray Ncundorf who
always manages to cone with the most difficult of translations—
keep up the good work Ray and three cheers from us all.
Our Chief Clerk W02 Eddie Mayes can be seen in his
office with a puzzled expression on his face, but he swears he's
not planning his next leave. Sergeant Glynn Davies seems to
glow with happiness every day (and we know he's not pregnant),
it must have something to do with his posting to SHAPE. Our
own magician Meaty Lance Corporal Dave Maxwell dis-
appeared sometime in early December muttering something
about RPC2, anyway congratulations on passing Meaty and we
hope you enjoyed your ski-ing in Zwiescl. Corporal John
Dixon is away at present somewhere on leave (something which
happens very frequently—always thought we were entitled to
six weeks priv leave not ten!) Hope you don't forget to wear
a woolly cap John to cover the thin patch! Our mad Welshmen
Lance Corporals Allen Jones and John Groom arc not very good

at pretending to be holding the fort. They have been sighted by
the local Intelligence Section on several occasions sneaking out
at the ridiculous hour of sixteen thirty with a genuine look of
disbelief on their faces. They have also been seen being chased
by a dog foaming at the mouth—one day with a bit of luck
it might catch them!
ORDNANCE
COMPANY
THE OC recently presented the Drambuie Cup—an award
presented by Sergeant Bill Stent on his retirement, given annually
to the young sportsman of the year. It was to Lance Corporal
Robertson who not only is the Unit PTT, but has represented
the Corps at football throughout the year.
The Unit ski team, led by Lieutenants Brownlee and
Morrison, has just returned from two weeks preparation for
the Div Ski Championships at the RAOC ski hut.
Congratulations to Corporal Shaw who has represented the
Corps at rugby this month.
This month has been a welcome one for three members
of the Unit who have been promoted. Congratulations to Staff
Sergeants Connors and Ludlow and Sergeant Martin, also to
Sergeant Carr who has been posted in.
86 SUPPLY DEPOT
OUR sincere congratulations go to our previous Chief Clerk
(Administration) Sergeant Barry Humphrey, who was awarded
the BEM in the New Years Honours List. Barry earned his
BEM while serving with this Depot and we wish him, and his
family, the very best of good fortune for the future.
A little bird tells us that our OC, Major Charles Mclnnes,
is likely to become a grandfather around about July this year.
We fear for anyone with the temerity to call him ' Grandad.'
Speaking of temerity, our Second-in-Command, Captain Tony
Hitchings, recently provided the OC with his programme of
courses and training for 1980. It would appear that we will
be deprived of his services for the greater part of the year.
We were under the impression that a Kiwi was a wingless bird?
Due to our notes for a previous issue of THE GAZETTE
being lost in the post, we have to belatedly welcome Staff
Sergeant Ron Anderson and his wife Mavis, Sergeant Keith
Browcll and his wife Gladys, Sergeant Roy Lancaster and his
wife Maureen and Corporal Ron Wilson and his wife Marion.
All four families are now happily ensconced in quarters. Also,
welcome to Miss Debbie Jang in our Indents Office.
STORES SECTION
DIVISIONAL
ENGINEER REGIMENT
WORKSHOP
OUR No. 1 Supply Specialist, Sergeant ' Taff' Rowles, who
somehow manages to work on sports afternoons and do sport
when everyone else is working, is still ' plodding' away on his
cross country' running.
His second-in-command, Corporal
Martin Bauld, who is rather partial to the warmth of indoor
work, has taken it upon himself to relocate stores that should
go on the ten tonncrs outside, to a more suitable location of
one of the binners inside. We are now considering renumbering
all our binners with the same bin number. Well done Martin! !
Private 'Ritchie' Richardson, our one and only official
driver, has just returned from a holiday which was free of
charge and has stated he has no intention of going back again.
It would appear the room service was not up to five star
standard; no one cleaned his boots when he put them outside
his room at night!
If you want to visit the nerve centre of our abode, come
in out of the cold and meet our Chief Clerk, Corporal Chris
Moore who, in an office move round has been moved to a
more vulnerable position; the Boss can now watch him work-
ing? ! instead of dreaming about all the extra LOA he is going
to get from the singlies. Lance Corporal Mick Lowrie has
just returned from his second tour of Northern Ireland and is
rather upset because he has failed to get an eighteen months
tour there, we wonder why? ! Our senior Private Clerk, Jim
Latham, is still keeping the single lads in coffee and we all
want to know when he is going to stop fumigating the office
with his pipe. Private Jock Symon, who buys just about every
NAAFI break for Mick Lowrie, is wondering who is going to
write his confidential report; if you want my opinion he is
buying the wrong person the NAAFI breaks.
Our Boss, W02 Bruce Legg has a new name with the
Regiment, it is something to do with the Mafia, or so the TQM,
Captain Dec seems to believe, as he acquires things that he
cannot seem to get hold of.
POST YOUR COPY TO REACH THE
EDITOR BY THE END OF EACH MONTH
325 —
Book number R0403a