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Transcription The Royal Military Academy Sandhurst
DURING this first quarter of the year there
have been quite a few comings and goings. We
welcome Captain Tony Lever who joined us from
Bracht, replacing him whom we will mention
this once, Major Jim Houseman who has now
departed for NORTHAG. We would like to
thank him for all he did for us during his stay
by really helping to get the RMA on the map in
the RAOC world.
We also welcome Major
Bedford from 7 Field Force as replacement for
Major Mike Groves who is off to No. 1 Ammuni-
tion Inspectorate Disposal Unit on promotion.
Our con-
gratulations and best of luck to him. Private McKinney has
joined us from the Apprentices College and is settling down well
in New College as a Company Clerk.
Not much news from New College this month—sounds as
if the Chief Clerk, Staff Sergeant George Frazer is beginning
to get slightly worried at the daunting prospect of losing one of
his two Corporals, Ken Robson, who is off to SHAPE soon,
and he still hasn't got a replacement lined up yet.
Across in the depths of that historical building Old College,
Sergeant Steve Smith and Lance Corporal Bob Day are keep-
ing their usual low profile, although the latter is rumoured to
be giving up his recess to go on his RPC2 Course. Good luck.
In Victory College Staff Sergeant Ron Carr can be seen
working his fingers to the bone as, alone, he tries to teach
doctors, dentists and vets and such like to be soldiers.
Space Headquarters is thriving again now that Staff Sergeant
Kit Hewitt has returned to the chair in G Branch after a spell
in hospital for an operation. His post was very ably looked
after by Corporal Ann Dyson WRAC, who did a wonderful
job, assisted by the dark and mysterious Private Karen Grostate.
Downstairs in AQ Branch Private Sue Baines and Clerical
Officer, Mrs Maureen Gobbett, are holding the reins while the
Chief Clerk, Dave Beynon, is in Rhodesia. Sergeant Steve
Smith has organised sandbags and swinging lights for his
return and warned all Mess Members to stay away for at least
six months after his reappearance.
Northern Ireland
HEADQUARTERS
RAOC
WE had some pleasing feedback which
indicated that some folks do read our
contributary notes to THE GAZETTE; this
should spur us to greater things but life
in the past few weeks has hardly been
as exciting as ' Dallas,' not that we con-
descend to watch that type of thing, but
we hear Mr Wogan's comments on the
programme, when we are breathlessly
waiting for him to announce his non
winners each morning.
The young lady, who deals with our coffee, demanded a new
kettle or else and told us to write another rhyme, so in order
to ensure continued supplies of this essential tho' (we are told)
poisonous liquid, here goes: —
Sing a Song of Sixpence
Sing in rhyme or prose
We've seen some struggling ginger hairs
Beneath our Chief Clerks nose
Said Staff with pride and manliness
A pink tinge in his cheeks
I think it's doing very well
In just a brace of weeks
(cries of three weeks in the background)
We said is it a covert job
That you have got to do
Or are you going to play the lead
In a film of Fu Man Chu*
It's nothing of the sort said he
With a certain depth of feeling
They already use my hair as a mop
• They now can paint the ceiling.
*An old time Chinese villain (with a long moustache) we
read about in our youth.
And we were told that some circumstance which was not
explained in detail caused Staff Sergeant Harry Hibbert to have
himself a haircut, a most unusual event these days; most
mysterious!
We have said goodbye to Lieutenant Colonel Bryan Hop-
kinson and wish him well in his new environment, and wel-
come to our new CRAOC Lieutenant Colonel Bramble.

STAFF CLERKS
WELCOME TO: WOl Dave Gray our new Superintendent
Clerk, Sergeant Scottie Gordon PA to the Chief of Staff,
Sergeant Keith Tomlinson G Intelligence and Lance Corporal
Ed Hodgson G Registry.
Goodbyes to: Sergeants Bill Roche, Bob McCarthy and
Alan Keating.
Congratulations to Steve Phillips on his promotion to
Sergeant.
321 EOD Unit
HEADQUARTERS
SECTION.
The
first month of the year is behind us
and on the whole all has gone well.
On the sporting front, Ord Branch
H e a d q u a r t e r s N o r t h e r n Ireland
challenged us to a squash match for
the ' Busted G u t ' trophy, of which
they were the holders and confident of
remaining so.
Our representatives were: Staff
S e r g e a n t Russ E d w a r d s (Captain),
Captain Peter Walsh, Captain Bill Jay, Sergeant Taff Davies
(our secret weapon) and Sergeant Spook Anderson.
Ord
Branch fielded: Lieutenant Colonel Brian Hopkinson, Major
Rod Brown, Captain Bob Manners, Captain John Withers and
WOl Mick Allen. On previous form the result should have been
a foregone conclusion. However, they reckoned without Taff
Davies, a recent posting in and No. 1 Seed, he produced a
surprise victory against CRAOC which set us on target for a
memorable three two victory.
The Headquarters EOD Team—24 Echo have obviously
been tasked by RAOC Records to carry out trials of EOD
' bodies.' In normal times we have a spherical No. 1 in the
shape of Sergeant Fred Basset (very useful for rolling down
roads on manual approaches) and from time to time he is
replaced by our Stats AT, Staff Sergeant Russ Edwards, six foot
four inch of lean sartorical elegance who minimises on pro-
tection at ICPs by hiding behind lamp posts. Whichever is on
duty, they are ably assisted by our two midget No. 2's Privates
Kev Connor and Geordie Unthank.
The number of gadgets in SATOs office continues to
expand. As well as CCTV, Video Recorder, Remote Control
Telephone, he and CATO now have separate control over the
Pye Westminster radio loudspeaker.
Thus, when TOPCAT
jobs are few and far between, one can sneak out without telling
the other.
Captain Nigel Smellie is settling into his new appointment
in the Ammunition Inspectorate and their driver Lance Corporal
Tich Town has been presented with a son by Avril, his wife.
Still on the baby front Sergeant Davies's wife produced a son
for him back in Wales.
NO. I SECTION. The last two Fridays in the Felix Club have
been devoted to frenzied throwing of arrows and the hitting of
balls. This was due to the welcome extended to the Civilian
Searchers and the Crumlin Road Prison Warders Association
when they took up the challenge of a games night. Both
evenings were very successful and we look forward to return
matches in the near future.
Sambo the cat is now well ensconced as the Section
mascot and proudly stalks the Grand Central Hotel in search
of her tinned food! The loading bay seems well suited for her
toilet requirements.
NO. 1 SECTION. The EOD work has been very quiet but this
has not resulted in the atrophication of the teams. During the
month Brigadier Cowdry paid us a flying visit. Prior to his
visit the local Quartermasters have found to their horror that
supplies of Deep Bronze Green paint and three inch paint
brushes have rapidly reached PAF or is it called the Reorder
Level in modern inventory management jargon. During the
month the Section put on an explosives demonstration for Head-
quarters 8 Infantry Brigade, 3 RRF, 1 Staffords, 1 UDR, 5 UDR,
40 Commando RM and the RUC. On the day about one hun-
dred spectators were entertained and informed about the
capabilities of explosives and typical IED effects.
It is always sad to see members of the section depart and
this is particularly so at this time as our APC/RCT drivers are
leaving us. only to be replaced by seven new and eager faces.
Staff Sergeant Ron Strafford departs shortly for his favourite
depot at Kineton and the Skipper, Captain Ian Marshall, is
leaving for his new post in 3 BAD. Our other member who will
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