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Transcription RAOC in the Falklands
HEADQUARTERS
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Terry McGovern went off again this month
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to bring in another dead Argentine soldier
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necessary task—the lengths some people
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Our colleagues at the Airfield played
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a blinder this month when the Air Com-
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mander asked for his Portakabin to be
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moved. A crane duly arrived, hooked up
and lifted said Portakabin. Imagine the
surprise and consternation as the bottom of the Portakabin
fell out depositing the contents of the Air Commander's office
all over the airfield. Someone forgot to put the bottom frame
on! Nice one Biggies!
Remark of the month from a certain scouse Lance Corporal:
" Good news—I've been promised a billet ashore when I get
back to the U K ! "
Dragged in chains into the Headquarters this month came
Staff Sergeant Mel Kingston, Sergeant Pete Dawson and Lance
Corporal Geordy McKay. (Super says to let records know
that's four Chief Clerks G3 (Army) he's seen through—thanks
lads).
FALKLAND
ISLANDS LOGISTIC BATTALION
RHQ
WE are expecting winter to start but despite the occasional
blast of hail and strong winds the climate remains quite mild.
There is a general air of expectancy within the Battalion Head-
quarters as the New Year draft of personnel are preparing to
handover. The CO, Lieutenant Colonel Brown to be relieved
by Lieutenant Colonel Norman-Bailey, 2IC Major Nevill by
Major Thompson and the new Adjutant Captain Bourton is
already in post. This will mean an all RAOC team for the first
time in the Battalion.
Organisationally, the Battalion is also in flux as the latest
establishment proposal is winding its way through the SD
labyrinth. There is an increasing pressure to move out of Port
Stanley to a cantonment, at the eastern end of the inner
harbour, near to RAF Stanley. The second COASTEL has just
arrived and a third will be enroute shortly and between them
they will house from two thousand five hundred to three
thousand men. At the same time a build of new technical
accommodation, in the same area, is being planned. The in-
evitable problem is that, despite every second soldier appearing
to wear a Sapper cap badge, there is a severe shortage of
engineer resources in relation to tasks.
Final change is in the Orderly Room which is currently
run by Staff Sergeant Davies, late of SHAPE, and heading for
the Employment Training. School. He is anxiously awaiting the
arrival of Staff Sergeant Bartram (ex-Ashchurch) who will take
over a staff of clerks from Scots Guards, Gunners, Devon
and Dorsets and Pioneer Corps; an unusual blend to say the
least.
SUPPLY
COMPANY
RATION PLATOON.
Since the last notes the Platoon has
been extremely busy off loading from the supply ship Avelona
Star, before her return to the UK. Working accommodation is
still a headache as the outload collation shed is being rapidly
filled up with wool by the Falkland Island Company. The main
ration shed, otherwise known as the Tardis, for its apparent
ability to stretch to any size, is now bursting at the seams.
WOl (Conductor) Burrell has left just in time to set W02
Scott his first initiative test. How to put a quart into a pint pot.
The working practices in the Platoon have also changed
recently as the former regiment of four days fresh and three
compo is now six and one. Furthermore, the twenty five per
cent arctic supplement has been authorised so everyone is busily
eating their heads off.
Changeovers have been frequent and rapid, apart from the
Depot ' supers,' the OCs have also handed over. Captain
Marshall, has departed for a new life with the RMP in Berlin
having been replaced by Captain Arnold fresh from the OO's
Course.
Departures: Sergeant King, Corporal Cramman, Privates
Le Freuvre, McCallum, Gaydon and Cowling.
Arrivals: Staff Sergeant McGurk, Sergeant Fleck, Corporals
Piggot and Hockaday, Lance Corporals Buddon and Strong,
Privates Massleden, Lowe, Jenkins, Phillips, Williams, Collins
and Betsworth.
ASU. A fairly routine month. Three camps at San Carlos and
Port Stanley have been completed and handed over to the
units now occupying them. We have another four camps to do
during the next three or four weeks. In addition, the second
Accommodation Barge is now in the harbour, complete with
swimming pools and squash court!
Captain Ore, Sergeant Poulton and Private Newhand took
a cruise around to San Carlos to complete the camp there.
Had they known what the weather was to be like they would
not have bothered eating before sailing. This may have had
considerable bearing on the decision to return by Chinook.
Private Haddon is welcome to the ASU, the extra pair of
hands will be needed in the coming weeks, as yet more stores are
to be outloaded.
PETROLEUM PLATOON. The Platoon has also had its share
of changeovers, especially in the outstations. during the last
month: Corporal Farnie and Private Cox have been replaced
by Sergeant Hulse and Private Warner at Goose Green.
Lance Corporal Evans has been replaced by Private Palmer
at Fox Bay heli-refuelling site whilst Lance Corporal Harrison
and Private Davison have been deployed across the water to
operate the new diesel site. All three are suffering from
chocolate starvation as Captain Ellis and Staff Sergeant Moffat
are refusing to send them any in order to help Lance Corporal
Toms in his attempt to win slimmer-of-the-year award.
Corporal Artym has moved from San Carlos to Port San
Carlos to replace Corporal Parr.
Sergeant Duff has been joined at San Carlos by Lance
Corporal Hawkins, Private Smith and Lance Corporal Preston
(another newly arrived Supply Specialist).
Lance Corporal Brownlow and Private John were de-
ployed to Port Howard but declined to stay once the site had
been filled with fuel due to lack of work.
Corporal Willis has been on sailing trips with the Icelark
(our new COASTEL resupply vessel) and has taken over com-
mand of the SBS (Smurf Boat Section). Somebody started a
rumour that he's trying to persuade the Captain to sail to
Mexico for R and R!
Corporal Robertson took a trip around the island on a
packed resupply ship and is now having a respite from work
by starting his EPC course, he has already discarded the
management phase by stating you'd get more work from the
lads by whipping them.
Sergeant Stewart spent three days (somehow managing to
stretch it to five) on HMS Penelope during a jaunt—Mexico
was superb he says.
Corporal Poole has been busy changing his office around,
but after another fortnight he'll have another reshuffle one
expects.
Staff Sergeant Moffat can be seen smiling from ear to ear,
his replacement is due in two days time—welcome Staff Sergeant
Edwards (nobody's got that long to do).
Sapper High is positively grinning—his replacement arrived
yesterday—welcome Lance Corporal Johnson.
Congratulations to Sergeant Hulse on his promotion and
to him and Mrs Hulse on the birth of their baby boy. Con-
gratulations to Private and Mrs John on the birth of their new
boy—destined to be called Barry or Gareth for some reason!
Congratulations to Sergeant Duff, Corporals Crocker and Artym
on their promotion. Days to do are getting few.
STORES COMPANY.
This month we start with the sports
news. Every Sunday the Company fields a football team com-
peting in the Port Stanley ' friendly' League. Games take
place at the so called sports ground, which has by now
degenerated to a limitless sea of peaty mud. In this sticky
quagmire some notable victories have been won: a 73 Port Sqn
team beaten five nil by nine men (the other two missed the boat
ashore) and a four one victory over Supply Company. The
team is captained by Private Bucklebunk and managed by
Corporal Beverley.
The Company also provides the majority of the Battalion
Rugby Team. If anything, they have to contend with an even
muddier, remote and exposed pitch than the footballers. Play-
ing against the Antarctic southerly gale as a third team has its
moments. Nevertheless everyone seems to enjoy the experience.
Turning to entertainment, Lance Corpora! Francis is now
the resident reggae, funk, sha expert in the Falkland Islands
Broadcasting Service. He DJs all afternoon shows three times
weekly'and seems to have gained quite a following. His various
dedications to the other clerks in the potting shed (the stock
control Portakabin) are very much appreciated.
We say farewell to long serving stalwarts of the Company:
W02 Burnett and Staff Sergeant White, and thank them for all
they have done for the Company. We welcome WOl Tanner
who has come from Donnington to see what happens to the
stores when they eventually make it to Port Stanley. We hope
it hasn't come as too dreadful a shock!
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