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Transcription and flexibility over the use of ammunition stocks held by units
and District depots.
Whilst the Commanding Officer has managed further USA
trips, we welcome Staff Sergeant Jim Smiley, Royal Signals, and
say farewell to Staff Sergeant Brian Mumford, Royal Signals
and Corporal Glen Stott on promotion and posting to BAOR.
521 COMPANY. Typist Mrs Chris Dyson has just been forgiven
after leaving water containing plant food next to the kettle.
This did not however stop the Company Adventure Training
weekend, where everyone enjoyed themselves rock climbing,
canoeing etc, and of course the inevitable war stories around
the bar in the evening. As the author did not attend, will some-
one please tell him why W02 Jim Howe is now known as the
' Whispering Grass.'
The OC Major Alan Swindley is upset; someone told him
Mrs Margaret Thatcher deliberately called the Election in the
middle of his licensing exercise, Saton JO. Staff from Catterick
enjoyed a recent liaison visit to West Yorkshire Police Training
Academy, where clerical officer, Mrs Pat Cooper, was some-
what surprised that when you pull the trigger, the gun fires real
bullets. Liverpool is keeping pace with its hectic life; welcom-
ing Sergeant Gavin Dunhill, and sadly saying farewell to Staff
Sergeant John Bassett and Sergeant Phil Salter on postings; also
to Lance Corporal Campbell who is joining Merseyside Police.
Edinburgh is quiet (is that a change), and welcomes Sergeant
Ron Dean, with farewells to Sergeant Ken Cross; also be-
cause she never gets a mention, happy birthday Margaret, twenty
one again! Catterick celebrates and congratulates clerical
assistant Miss Anne Macdonald on her marriage to Corporal
Mike Terry from CAD Kineton. Corporal Mike Terry was
originally loaned as a favour to the Catterick Detachment from
Battalion Headquarters Tidworth, iet this be a reminder about
doing favours! May we welcome Sergeant Charlie Welbourne
from Hong Kong and say farewell to Sergeant Dave Walker to
Stirling.
621 COMPANY.
The Company exercise hosted by Colchester
has opened the ' Silly Season.' Much time was spent in the swim-
ming pool playing a new blood sport called water polo. A new
version of the game specifically designed for the exercise, the
only confusion was distinguishing between the ball and bald
heads surfacing to gulp hair, sorry air! Many members were
also able to display their other skills: Captain Paul Beerling and
Corporal Bill Sutton at Pool; Staff Sergeant Ben Bienkowski at
Fly Fishing; the Aldershot Detachment at biting and of course
WOl Dave Greig at walking a straight line after being presented
with a set of crystal to mark his completion of twenty two years
service.
We welcome W 2 Nick Nice from Zimbabwe, Staff Sergeant
Jim Fleming from the AS of A, Sergeant Nick Thomsen from
Belize and Sergeant Mac Macdonald from 721 Company. Fare-
wells and best wishes go to Captain Paul Beerling to 321 Com-
pany, WOl Dave Greig on commissioning to Kineton, Staff
Sergeant Dennis Thynne and Sergeant Graham Pritchard to the
Falklands and Lance Corporal Bod Eddleston, Royal Signals to
321 Company. Not forgetting congratulations to Lance Corporal
Bod Eddleston and his wife Christiane on the birth of their
second son.
721 COMPANY. We dropped everything to go away on exercise
too, W02 Alan Procter changing 3622s and 1771s for exercise
instructions. Excuses, of course, followed. Sergeant Grahame
Chubb away on his GM course, Staff Sergeant Paul Myring
objecting to the early mornings, never mind the rock climbs,
and Sergeant Bob Charlton trying always to get out of the in-
evitable cliff hanger, halfway up the rockface with a length of
rope and nowhere to go. The loyal however assembled at
HMS Raleigh in Cornwall and a great time was had by all,
even though after visits to the Naval EOD team and various
messes about HMS Battleaxe a second walk along the South
Coast cliff tops was required to replace the earlier wobbly one.
Welcomes are extended to Private Dave Rutter back after
his two months in hospital, Staff Sergeant Paul Myring after his
Northern Ireland tour, and for the first time to Sergeant Bob
Charlton from the Hebrides. Farewell to Staff Sergeant John
Anderson and Lance Corporal Kevin Meadows both to
Germany. And hot off the press, W02 Joe Lundy went Whirly
Birding down to the South Coast, well it is quicker than using a
transit.
3 2 Ordnance Company
THE past month has flown by in a haze of activity, with the
entire company proving their worth and adaptability by tackling
everything set with vigour and enthusiasm. It all started with the
expected firemens strike. Thirty two HGV drivers and two full
crews were involved in collecting, crewing and training on the
famous green goddess fire engines. Real fire training with real
fires to extinguish was the theme for the first part of the month.
In addition a mountain of Home Office fire clothing descended
on the Q deparment, and CQMS Corless now swears that
counting wellies is better than counting sheep! He counted them
in, out, back in and back out to the Home Office again before
he could relax.
The OC staged a deployment exercise to Hawley Lake for
the benefit of various groups of visitors. The three day deploy-
ment went well, the tone set by Private Woods who was seen
deep in conversation with a horse at the North Circular Road
(Nurses Home) halt en route! A faultless convoy drive, just for
the benefit of Lieutenant Jones on detachment from 22 Ord-
nance Company (V), who is still trying to find out which
NCO earmarked him as a chain smoker for the non-smokers
seat in the POD! The demonstration went well, and we were
visited by a large number of potential officers, CRLO staff, two
Platoons from the Depot and the Central Office of Information
Photographic team under the management of Ord 5. Lance
Corporal Jones made a lasting impression on all the visitors
with his how not to cam stand, however not all of us are
convinced that it was all an act. Perhaps the quote of the
exercise must go to the soldier demonstrating urban cam, who
when asked by a serious looking visitor examining a ten ton
vehicle in urban cam ' Would you expect to find a house in a
wood?' stated " Sir, haven't you read Little Red Riding
Hood?"!
The Central Office of Information team was present to take
the RAOC photographs for the Army calendar—watch out for
this field force worthy next year. A cast of thousands, three
whole films, three hours and much athletic juggling took place
before the final product was completed. Certain subalterns
were heard to be offering all kinds of inducements just to appear
—how vain can we get? !
Regans holiday tour department check list shows soldiers
deployed in FI, NI, Belize, Canada (No Jones, you can't extend
out there, Woods is waiting to go!), Cyprus (where Private
Stephen fresh back from an exercise in the USA and five
others are on exercise) and the Challenge Sales Team to the
Middle East (Corporal Pinch always wanted somewhere exotic!).
The subalterns took twenty seven lads away adventure
training in Malaig, at Tom Maclean's outward bound place and
first reports from Tom to the OC stated that all were working
hard under the watchful eye of ' your CSM chappie.' CQMS
Corless what have you been saying?
All in all we really don't know how we survived the month,
but it is a credit to all ranks that we did. To end we must
recount a true story concerning the BOWO (who must remain
nameless but resides in Colchester and is a keen runner). His
lunchtime run took him past 1 Staffords when" a dog handler
shouted Halt. When asked who he was he replied " I'm the
BOWO." To which the handler, pointing to his guard dog,
replied, "And that's the Crufts champion — In The Guard
Room!"
Central Ammunition Depot Kineton
THIS is truly wonderful! At last, I have
been promoted to ' roving reporter' and
have been sent out on consignments to
bring you the action as it happens! At the
time of writing I am crouched over a
battered typewriter, listening to the
sounds of falling rain upon canvas and the
drone of aircraft engines all about us.
Who would think I was only fifteen miles
from Leicester, camped on the edge of a
golf course (and me without my clubs)
which is under attack from model aircraft. I counted them out
and I counted them in. All this because I volunteered to
assist W02 John Brooks on a charity walk from London
to Liverpool. Two other members of the unit tabbing it with
John. They are Private Lorraine Connolly WRAC and Private
Ray Powell RAOC. Both are doing sterling work collecting
money and walking at the same time. Also along are W02
Pete McCoy who is providing some unusual things to eat and
WOl Frank Morton from LE(A) Andover who is John's partner
in the venture but at the moment suffering from 'Aintree Ankle.'
All of this is in aid of the NSPCC and will soon be covered,
in greater detail elsewhere in THE GAZETTE. For that reason, I
shall now pack up my typewriter and bring it out again in my
next location.
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