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Transcription HOW TO OBTAIN A FREE BEER
IN CANADA
BY MAJOR A. C. COLLIS
(Between 7th and 10th June, runners from CFB Suflicld/BATUS ran sonic four hundred miles as a non stop
relay, bringing a centennial message from the Governor of Allicrta to the City of Medicine Hat. The run
was led by the author whose personal account follows.)
AT 7 pm on 10th June 1883, the first train pulled into Medicine
Hat from the East. In those days, the plains around the city
were home to Buffalo and Indians. Now both are gone, and
the modern industrial city of Medicine Hat is celebrating it's
Centennial year. How do you celebrate a city's one hundredth
birthday?
I had the idea of running with a goodwill message from the
Governor whilst lying on my lounge floor, a dangerous place in
our house. The Governor and the City welcomed the idea, and
even the Police said it wasn't illegal, so I started planning.
I asked the city for advice on exclusively local charities
which needed support, and eventually we decided to run for
MS sufferers and Mentally Retarded children. Over the follow-
ing few weeks, we built up a good relationship with both the
officials and the recipients of both charities. I sent sponsorship
requests to local businesses and the teams set about mugging
people in Medicine Hat.
We started training. At first the response from the Base
had been tremendous—well, thirty people volunteered. Injury
and hard work whittled those down to sixteen, seven of whom
were RAOC from the BATUS Ordnance Company. Local press
interest was quickly aroused, and the runner's morale was
raised by seeing themselves training on local TV. (Fortunately
the TV crews left before the runners started collapsing in the
ninety deegrees fahrenheit heat).
Second Lieutenant Guy Slater did most of the administration.
Fixing a smart strip, medics, rations, an excellent cook a bus
to sleep on, escort vehicles etc etc. There were a few last
minute hitches with his foolproof plans—eg the Mk 1 version
of the baton which would contain the Governor's centennial
message weighed three pounds. However, the administration
came together on the day. We moved off to Edmonton and
were lined up at 0900 hours Wednesday 8th June awaiting the
arrival of the Governor.
Private Rob Devey, from Vehicle Platoon, was chosen to
receive the message on the basis of his hard work during
training. I took over from him and ran the first leg out of
Edmonton. I'm still not sure I took the shortest route. I
distinctly remember W02 Brian Frater arguing with the accom-
panying Policeman whilst I plodded into a side-street. Still I
managed to hand over to Corporal Roger Hunking right in
front of the TV cameras!
We had gone to a great deal of trouble to arrange medical
cover. Second Lieutenant Guy Slater had assured me that every
conceivable runner's ailment could be cured by the Canadian
Army Medics who accompanied us. Sadly their repertoire fell
short of Kaolin of which I had a sudden urgent need after my
epic run.
The run progressed well with each runner running for an
hour. Even the inexperienced runners were clocking in twelve
kilometres, whilst ' stars' like Corporal Scottie Scott RE eased
his way through an undulating seventeen kilometres. The off
duty runners moved from swimming pool to swimming pool,
their use having been donated by the towns on our route.
Camrose, Stettler, Drumheller, all rolled by. It was becoming
increasingly obvious that we were going to arrive impossibly
early—like six hours before the civic reception for the Centennial.
As it was a non stop relay, the team decided to put in an extra
fifty to sixty miles to eat up time. This was working well until
a squash playing, RAOC Senior Rank, Storeman, with recent
Field Force experience, (and a famous name), got lost. It was
for this reason that I found myself in a vehicle following Lance
Corporal Frank Irving from Stores Platoon when a Blackfoot
Indian and his family drove up and said:
Private Devey of the BATUS Ordnance Company with the baton
containing the message.
" Hey man, don't you know this is an Indian Reservation?
Where do ya think yer going eh?"
" Medicine Hat."
" I don't know how to tell ya this bud, but yer goin the
wrong way."
Private
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Stanley
and
Sergeant Storey
Drumheller.
on
(Continued on page 226.)
the hills
outside
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